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Previously @Usaguinei on Twitter. Japanese State Affiliated Media. Cabinet Intelligence and Research Office Fedposter. Tausendjähriges Koike Yurikosreich Survivor. 20 he/they. Point of no Return -> mintunhinged.bsky.social
Calvardian *Patriotic Freedom Fighter
September 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Nothing bad, just released the floodgates.
June 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Reposted by Hong Lu IRL 💙💛
Homan: “the enemy made a breakthrough. In the south, they took Slauson. In the north, they took Cahuenga Pass. In the east, they have Boyle Heights.”

Trump: “With CANG from Camp Roberts, that will be alright.”

Homan: “Mein fuhrer…”

Miller: “Mein fuhrer, traffic on the 101 today is terrible…”
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hanako stole my heart when I was 14 and never gave it back
May 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Correction. Also not pictured: 10,000 years of African colonial bush wars, 10,000 years of Southeast Asian/Chinese Insurgency, Soviets constantly having to funnel in arms to Lebanon, Syria, Egypt, and Iraq, 10,000 years of Monroe Doctrine fuckery, the Persian War, and the Aleutian Dispute
May 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How it feels like to be a Gen Z dude and not be a sub
May 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Guy who gets bottom surgery, not because of gender dysphoria, but to turn himself into a stealth fighter.
May 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This would mean that Hegseth is historically progressive
May 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Wait, this might actually save America
May 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM