🌵Minted Jordan
@mintedbot.bsky.social
Deleted X!! #FBR, #UCR, #USC, F Dumpy, Arizona, #BlueCrew, #NoDemUnder1K #PSA. #TruthWarriors (Was CatTurddier and JimCarreyBJokes on X)
No it wasn’t!!
Phoenix
Phoenix
October 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
No it wasn’t!!
Phoenix
Phoenix
Streisand Effect!!
Phoenix
Phoenix
October 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Streisand Effect!!
Phoenix
Phoenix
Pullin’ up Phoenix!
October 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Pullin’ up Phoenix!
Well, first off…
Brian May isn’t dead! 😵
Brian May isn’t dead! 😵
September 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well, first off…
Brian May isn’t dead! 😵
Brian May isn’t dead! 😵
True that! I did this!
Dump Disney +
Dump Hulu
Dump Disney +
Dump Hulu
September 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
True that! I did this!
Dump Disney +
Dump Hulu
Dump Disney +
Dump Hulu
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Uh, right!
Also Alison, note that the subject doesn’t capitalize or end sentences with punctuation online.
Kind of inline with today’s youth.
Only in these hastily assembled texts??
Also Alison, note that the subject doesn’t capitalize or end sentences with punctuation online.
Kind of inline with today’s youth.
Only in these hastily assembled texts??
September 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Uh, right!
Also Alison, note that the subject doesn’t capitalize or end sentences with punctuation online.
Kind of inline with today’s youth.
Only in these hastily assembled texts??
Also Alison, note that the subject doesn’t capitalize or end sentences with punctuation online.
Kind of inline with today’s youth.
Only in these hastily assembled texts??
Mama!! Brought ‘em up right! 🤮
September 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Mama!! Brought ‘em up right! 🤮
I have identified a person of suspicion!!
September 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I have identified a person of suspicion!!
Honor?? Sounds like an excuse to scoop up evidence, to me!!
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Honor?? Sounds like an excuse to scoop up evidence, to me!!
You’re also supposed to believe this guy is a SS agent one day, and private detail for a rando influencer the next.
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You’re also supposed to believe this guy is a SS agent one day, and private detail for a rando influencer the next.
Private detail, not Secret Service!
September 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Private detail, not Secret Service!
I’d feel bad, but evidently that’s a woke thing!!?
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’d feel bad, but evidently that’s a woke thing!!?
Theee seconds it took guys!! 🤔
September 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Theee seconds it took guys!! 🤔
Us too! Yay…!! 👍
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September 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Us too! Yay…!! 👍
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It comes in degrees. Choose your level of dumb!
August 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It comes in degrees. Choose your level of dumb!
They’ve got the trending dumb market cornered.. 🤷♂️
We’re outnumbered
We’re outnumbered
August 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
They’ve got the trending dumb market cornered.. 🤷♂️
We’re outnumbered
We’re outnumbered