Me: I’ve come up with a plan, hear me out
Spouse:

Draw me like one of your French girls

Apparently DOGE fired and then misplaced the federal employees safekeeping our nuclear stockpile. This is why you can’t RIF the govt like a private business folks

If this isn’t proof that my foster fail is the best and most perfect croissant that ever lived, I dunno what is

Just got back from vacation and my email inbox has chosen to reveal its true nature

As an honorary boomer I’m just excited to be here. Can’t wait to spam you with some Facebook style “copy and paste” chain mail posts