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Melody is Not Safe for Work 🐮
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All Melody wants is to work, but everybody treats her like a liability.
OK I really feel like I've led everyone down the garden path 🙇🏻‍♀️

I'm not injured—this is something I've been trying to get done for years.

Now, I did get stitches and I have to shower with a bag for two weeks so it's practically the same.
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
But accurate?
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Thanks
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Or a shovel based miracle?
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM

Redux
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Broken oar
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM

redux
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
or seagull
Yeah that should have been her name
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Tippi Hedren more like Tippi go-bash-her-in-the-head, wren
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
As yet, I have not seen overt persecution of adult media on Bluesky (though my traffic did mysteriously take a nosedive a few months after opening my account), so I'll be sharing their BS accounts as I discover them.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Good call 👍🏻
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mega Ryan?
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM