Michael
@minealone6.bsky.social
I dabble in the comedies. Amateurishly funny. Second-rate comedian. Fair to middling joke writer.
Likes - pizza, chili, pumping Iron, a good cigar, a bad cigar, traveling, cats, candy (specially Snickers), old Popeye cartoons, cookies and milk, hotdogs.
Likes - pizza, chili, pumping Iron, a good cigar, a bad cigar, traveling, cats, candy (specially Snickers), old Popeye cartoons, cookies and milk, hotdogs.
I'm really glad Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving, that way I can carb up to climb over all those people!
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November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm really glad Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving, that way I can carb up to climb over all those people!
🥧🍲🥔
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Hey baby, why don't we head back to your place and I'll really give you something to be thankful for.
#ThanksgivingPickupLines
#ThanksgivingPickupLines
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hey baby, why don't we head back to your place and I'll really give you something to be thankful for.
#ThanksgivingPickupLines
#ThanksgivingPickupLines
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
🥊🥊 Goin' to a sporting goods store on Black Friday to buy boxing gloves....so I can fight my way out! 🥊🥊
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
🥊🥊 Goin' to a sporting goods store on Black Friday to buy boxing gloves....so I can fight my way out! 🥊🥊
My mom has a great turkey stuffing recipe, but I like to tweak it a little:
I replace the broth with vodka
I replace the bread crumbs with vodka
I replace the celery & onions with vodka
I replace the butter with vodka
Don't bake
Just put the bottle in the middle of the table
Enjoy!
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I replace the broth with vodka
I replace the bread crumbs with vodka
I replace the celery & onions with vodka
I replace the butter with vodka
Don't bake
Just put the bottle in the middle of the table
Enjoy!
🧈🍗🍲
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My mom has a great turkey stuffing recipe, but I like to tweak it a little:
I replace the broth with vodka
I replace the bread crumbs with vodka
I replace the celery & onions with vodka
I replace the butter with vodka
Don't bake
Just put the bottle in the middle of the table
Enjoy!
🧈🍗🍲
I replace the broth with vodka
I replace the bread crumbs with vodka
I replace the celery & onions with vodka
I replace the butter with vodka
Don't bake
Just put the bottle in the middle of the table
Enjoy!
🧈🍗🍲
Today, I shall be blaming that huge internet outage, and everything else that happens today on this past government shutdown.
Everything!!
Everything!!
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Today, I shall be blaming that huge internet outage, and everything else that happens today on this past government shutdown.
Everything!!
Everything!!
You look like a girl that really knows how to handle a wishbone! #ThanksgivingPickupLines🦃
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You look like a girl that really knows how to handle a wishbone! #ThanksgivingPickupLines🦃
Tonight I'll be picking up the Thanksgiving hot dogs, just like my pilgrim forefathers did before me.
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Tonight I'll be picking up the Thanksgiving hot dogs, just like my pilgrim forefathers did before me.
I think they should make a music video of Neil Diamond's song 'Coming to America', but with Pilgrims.
#Thanksgiving
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#Thanksgiving
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November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think they should make a music video of Neil Diamond's song 'Coming to America', but with Pilgrims.
#Thanksgiving
🦃
#Thanksgiving
🦃
You know it's going to be one of *those* days when, on the drive to work, you ask yourself, "Did I put deodorant under just one arm, or both?"
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You know it's going to be one of *those* days when, on the drive to work, you ask yourself, "Did I put deodorant under just one arm, or both?"
My dad fought in the Vietnam war & volunteered for secret missions.
I once screamed like a 5 year old little girl because my deodorant was "too cold".
Many heartfelt thanks to our veterans, and their families, who gave their service to our country.
#AirForce #B52 #VeteransDay
I once screamed like a 5 year old little girl because my deodorant was "too cold".
Many heartfelt thanks to our veterans, and their families, who gave their service to our country.
#AirForce #B52 #VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My dad fought in the Vietnam war & volunteered for secret missions.
I once screamed like a 5 year old little girl because my deodorant was "too cold".
Many heartfelt thanks to our veterans, and their families, who gave their service to our country.
#AirForce #B52 #VeteransDay
I once screamed like a 5 year old little girl because my deodorant was "too cold".
Many heartfelt thanks to our veterans, and their families, who gave their service to our country.
#AirForce #B52 #VeteransDay
#Thanksgiving Pickup Lines:
Hey baby, why don't we head back to your place and "stuff the turkey"?
*gets scalding giblet gravy thrown in my eyes*
#BakingBad #Oven #Pie
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Hey baby, why don't we head back to your place and "stuff the turkey"?
*gets scalding giblet gravy thrown in my eyes*
#BakingBad #Oven #Pie
🦃
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
#Thanksgiving Pickup Lines:
Hey baby, why don't we head back to your place and "stuff the turkey"?
*gets scalding giblet gravy thrown in my eyes*
#BakingBad #Oven #Pie
🦃
Hey baby, why don't we head back to your place and "stuff the turkey"?
*gets scalding giblet gravy thrown in my eyes*
#BakingBad #Oven #Pie
🦃
I don't think the middle class exists anymore.
I'm like, middle poor....
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I'm like, middle poor....
💸
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don't think the middle class exists anymore.
I'm like, middle poor....
💸
I'm like, middle poor....
💸
How to make your own homemade protein bars:
1. Get a Snickers bar
2. Sprinkle protein powder over it
3. Enjoy!
#gym 💪🏼 #manlet #FitnessProtectionProgram #Swolesome
1. Get a Snickers bar
2. Sprinkle protein powder over it
3. Enjoy!
#gym 💪🏼 #manlet #FitnessProtectionProgram #Swolesome
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How to make your own homemade protein bars:
1. Get a Snickers bar
2. Sprinkle protein powder over it
3. Enjoy!
#gym 💪🏼 #manlet #FitnessProtectionProgram #Swolesome
1. Get a Snickers bar
2. Sprinkle protein powder over it
3. Enjoy!
#gym 💪🏼 #manlet #FitnessProtectionProgram #Swolesome
Saw the super moon the other night.
Too bad it was by a big 'ol redneck named Clem Bob, cause he was mad that I was making fun of his commode/flower pot in his front yard.
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Too bad it was by a big 'ol redneck named Clem Bob, cause he was mad that I was making fun of his commode/flower pot in his front yard.
🌕
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Saw the super moon the other night.
Too bad it was by a big 'ol redneck named Clem Bob, cause he was mad that I was making fun of his commode/flower pot in his front yard.
🌕
Too bad it was by a big 'ol redneck named Clem Bob, cause he was mad that I was making fun of his commode/flower pot in his front yard.
🌕
Kelsey Grammer recently had a baby at the age of 70!
Do celebrity daycares give senior citizen discounts?
#walker #HearingAid #Hoverround
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Do celebrity daycares give senior citizen discounts?
#walker #HearingAid #Hoverround
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November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Kelsey Grammer recently had a baby at the age of 70!
Do celebrity daycares give senior citizen discounts?
#walker #HearingAid #Hoverround
🚼👴🏼
Do celebrity daycares give senior citizen discounts?
#walker #HearingAid #Hoverround
🚼👴🏼
🍂 You know you're in a somewhat classy, yet bad part of town, when you pull up to a stop light, and a guy tries to sell you pumpkin spiced heroin. 🍂
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🍂 You know you're in a somewhat classy, yet bad part of town, when you pull up to a stop light, and a guy tries to sell you pumpkin spiced heroin. 🍂
They said no texting while driving but they never said anything about carving your jack-o'-lantern! 🎃
....so anyway, does anyone know any good accident attorneys?
....so anyway, does anyone know any good accident attorneys?
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They said no texting while driving but they never said anything about carving your jack-o'-lantern! 🎃
....so anyway, does anyone know any good accident attorneys?
....so anyway, does anyone know any good accident attorneys?
It's a scientific fact that anytime more than three women in costume get together, excessive alcohol consumption ensues....
🎃 #Halloween🍷#HoldHerHairBack 🍸
🎃 #Halloween🍷#HoldHerHairBack 🍸
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's a scientific fact that anytime more than three women in costume get together, excessive alcohol consumption ensues....
🎃 #Halloween🍷#HoldHerHairBack 🍸
🎃 #Halloween🍷#HoldHerHairBack 🍸
Me: You're like wild kisses, a scent of heaven, looks the sunrise would envy, you ignite my wanton desires, a love that’s soul deep, you are my world...
Dollar General clerk: um, Sir? Can you stop hugging the Halloween candy and hand them to me so I can scan them?
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Dollar General clerk: um, Sir? Can you stop hugging the Halloween candy and hand them to me so I can scan them?
🦇 🍭 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me: You're like wild kisses, a scent of heaven, looks the sunrise would envy, you ignite my wanton desires, a love that’s soul deep, you are my world...
Dollar General clerk: um, Sir? Can you stop hugging the Halloween candy and hand them to me so I can scan them?
🦇 🍭 🎃
Dollar General clerk: um, Sir? Can you stop hugging the Halloween candy and hand them to me so I can scan them?
🦇 🍭 🎃
🎃👹 If you really want to freak out your pizza place, tell'em to cut your pie into the shape of a pentagram. 👹🎃
#Halloween
#Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🎃👹 If you really want to freak out your pizza place, tell'em to cut your pie into the shape of a pentagram. 👹🎃
#Halloween
#Halloween
🧛🦇 Had a big helping of garlic bread last night, so I'm happy to announce, still not a vampire! 🦇🧛
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🧛🦇 Had a big helping of garlic bread last night, so I'm happy to announce, still not a vampire! 🦇🧛
👹Just saw an advertisement for a "sexy Chewbacca" costume. There's a lot of qualities I find attractive in a woman, but hairy and growling aren't on the list.
Although... 🤔
Although... 🤔
October 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
👹Just saw an advertisement for a "sexy Chewbacca" costume. There's a lot of qualities I find attractive in a woman, but hairy and growling aren't on the list.
Although... 🤔
Although... 🤔
You ever been so sad, that wondering around and people watching at a backwoods Walmart after midnight, doesn't even cheer you up?
October 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You ever been so sad, that wondering around and people watching at a backwoods Walmart after midnight, doesn't even cheer you up?
Ok, I was thinking about what I should dress up as for Halloween, and I've got an idea, but wanted to ask everybody first and see what's y'alls thoughts were.
🎃 So, yea or nay on sexy pumpkin? Good idea or am I just out of my gourd? Should I do it, or squash the idea? 🎃
Sexy Burger King then?
🎃 So, yea or nay on sexy pumpkin? Good idea or am I just out of my gourd? Should I do it, or squash the idea? 🎃
Sexy Burger King then?
October 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ok, I was thinking about what I should dress up as for Halloween, and I've got an idea, but wanted to ask everybody first and see what's y'alls thoughts were.
🎃 So, yea or nay on sexy pumpkin? Good idea or am I just out of my gourd? Should I do it, or squash the idea? 🎃
Sexy Burger King then?
🎃 So, yea or nay on sexy pumpkin? Good idea or am I just out of my gourd? Should I do it, or squash the idea? 🎃
Sexy Burger King then?