Mindy Furano
@mindyfurano.bsky.social
Furano, Mindy
www.mindyfurano.com
www.mindyfurano.com
Saturday night is poppin’ off
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Saturday night is poppin’ off
where was detective stabler when we needed him
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
where was detective stabler when we needed him
Two biggest issues in my life:
a) not remembering important things I need to do
b) not forgetting upsetting things I need to move past
a) not remembering important things I need to do
b) not forgetting upsetting things I need to move past
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Two biggest issues in my life:
a) not remembering important things I need to do
b) not forgetting upsetting things I need to move past
a) not remembering important things I need to do
b) not forgetting upsetting things I need to move past
she made herself look like a fox news correspondent so we wouldn’t forget who she voted for
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
she made herself look like a fox news correspondent so we wouldn’t forget who she voted for
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
lollipop guild ass perm
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
lollipop guild ass perm
Why is every country singer named Trantley Brampston
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why is every country singer named Trantley Brampston
Is there a third option
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Is there a third option
the couple in the apartment above me only argues/bickers between 5:30am - 6:30am and I would love to know what’s happening then. it’s currently my very early alarm clock.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the couple in the apartment above me only argues/bickers between 5:30am - 6:30am and I would love to know what’s happening then. it’s currently my very early alarm clock.
“this is what music is supposed to sound like” - my nerd ass listening to jazz
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
“this is what music is supposed to sound like” - my nerd ass listening to jazz
male loneliness epidemic overlapping with the loss of female rights and rise of men reverting back to outdated ways of thinking, another crazy coincidence
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
male loneliness epidemic overlapping with the loss of female rights and rise of men reverting back to outdated ways of thinking, another crazy coincidence
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
To prove it’s not about being the whitest woman in America, we are shifting gears by bringing on the whitest woman in America
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
To prove it’s not about being the whitest woman in America, we are shifting gears by bringing on the whitest woman in America
Reposted by Mindy Furano
“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“No,” said Frog.
“I need Epstein’s list including those who enabled”
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
“I need Epstein’s list including those who enabled”
me: i don’t think what you said is true
chatgpt: great eye! it is not.
chatgpt: great eye! it is not.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
me: i don’t think what you said is true
chatgpt: great eye! it is not.
chatgpt: great eye! it is not.
it’s that time again…about to have a magnesium salt bath that will change my entire life. this is the one this time.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
it’s that time again…about to have a magnesium salt bath that will change my entire life. this is the one this time.
Facebook now writing bios for us I see
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Facebook now writing bios for us I see
What’s going on here and who won’t know
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
What’s going on here and who won’t know
I keep recounting these asterisks praying for a way out
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I keep recounting these asterisks praying for a way out
Me trying to finish a conversation with someone, as we reach the top of a staircase
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me trying to finish a conversation with someone, as we reach the top of a staircase
that one teacher who was a dick to you all year presenting you with an award at the year end assembly
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
that one teacher who was a dick to you all year presenting you with an award at the year end assembly
Arrested-ish Development: Part 10
The Final Chapter
It took a year, but I finally finished this (true!) story and we can now all go about our lives until I start posting normal substacks again
Thank you so much again, I love you guys!
open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...
The Final Chapter
It took a year, but I finally finished this (true!) story and we can now all go about our lives until I start posting normal substacks again
Thank you so much again, I love you guys!
open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Arrested-ish Development: Part 10
The Final Chapter
It took a year, but I finally finished this (true!) story and we can now all go about our lives until I start posting normal substacks again
Thank you so much again, I love you guys!
open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...
The Final Chapter
It took a year, but I finally finished this (true!) story and we can now all go about our lives until I start posting normal substacks again
Thank you so much again, I love you guys!
open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...
the man who lives above me before taking a long and powerful piss
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
the man who lives above me before taking a long and powerful piss