juniper
@mindbreaktrap.bsky.social
opre roma | transsexual butch dyke | anarchist | 2x retired comp grinder turned cube evangelist | she/her
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I present to you all the ramen eating scene from Tampopo but it's about playing burn. Please enjoy: 1/2
![Student of playing Burn:
[voiceover] One fine day... I went out with an old man. He's studied Burn for 40 years. He was showing me the right way to play it.
Student of playing Burn:
Master... Chain Lightning first or Lightning Bolt first?
Old gentleman:
First, observe the whole hand.
Student of playing Burn:
Yes, sir.
Old gentleman:
Appreciate its gestalt. Savor the curve. Jewels of removal glittering on the surface. Direct damage shining. Life totals slowly sinking. Win rate floating. Concentrate on the three instants. They play the key role, but stay modestly hidden. First flick through your opening hand.
Student of playing Burn:
What for?
Old gentleman:
To express affection.
Student of playing Burn:
I see.
Old gentleman:
Then poke the Mountain.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rsguvxyxafai7jcw2fp6vhtm/bafkreih5q5wq4nyvccttqgo6kjsc5deyt3xcahob25yc6un6ibsqafcxl4@jpeg)
September 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I present to you all the ramen eating scene from Tampopo but it's about playing burn. Please enjoy: 1/2
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I would burn timothee chalamet out in 4 turns. Chain Lightning face. He feels like hes drowning. Lightning Bolt your blocker of course he’s tapped out. Ladybird sucked kill yourself. And Bang Fireblast. Youre at 0. You were was always at 0. Youve been 0-2 since the day you were born
September 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I would burn timothee chalamet out in 4 turns. Chain Lightning face. He feels like hes drowning. Lightning Bolt your blocker of course he’s tapped out. Ladybird sucked kill yourself. And Bang Fireblast. Youre at 0. You were was always at 0. Youve been 0-2 since the day you were born
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Our top 8 is truly so fire y’all
August 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Our top 8 is truly so fire y’all
August 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Our top 8 is truly so fire y’all
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I finally got the chance to draft this (regular team draft, not roto) and my takeaway was that there were too many basics.
Was inspired by a recent roto draft of one of my cubes and took a crack at making something that would maximize the tension of the draft. It’s a team draft vintage desert cube. The entire cube will be drafted. cubecobra.com/cube/list/Ro...
Cube Cobra List: Beyond Rotodome
This is a brand new cube!
cubecobra.com
August 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I finally got the chance to draft this (regular team draft, not roto) and my takeaway was that there were too many basics.
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NEW CUBE ALERT
Imagine a rules-modified emblem cube with a desert draft. It's a gestalt shift in a BCW longbox. It's the next era of skill-testing, high-power gameplay. An entire match of Magic strategy, compressed into a single turn cycle.
Introducing: 100 Pacts of Negation.
Imagine a rules-modified emblem cube with a desert draft. It's a gestalt shift in a BCW longbox. It's the next era of skill-testing, high-power gameplay. An entire match of Magic strategy, compressed into a single turn cycle.
Introducing: 100 Pacts of Negation.
July 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
NEW CUBE ALERT
Imagine a rules-modified emblem cube with a desert draft. It's a gestalt shift in a BCW longbox. It's the next era of skill-testing, high-power gameplay. An entire match of Magic strategy, compressed into a single turn cycle.
Introducing: 100 Pacts of Negation.
Imagine a rules-modified emblem cube with a desert draft. It's a gestalt shift in a BCW longbox. It's the next era of skill-testing, high-power gameplay. An entire match of Magic strategy, compressed into a single turn cycle.
Introducing: 100 Pacts of Negation.
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Hello Everyone -- We have an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
Please read the statement below:
Please read the statement below:
June 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hello Everyone -- We have an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
Please read the statement below:
Please read the statement below:
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the main reason I should be awarded prestigious literary prizes is so that when, in my splendid formal wear, I accept them, the first thing I say can be "Thank you so much. It's an honor. I'd like to begin by saying that Craterhoof Behemoth is gas"
May 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
the main reason I should be awarded prestigious literary prizes is so that when, in my splendid formal wear, I accept them, the first thing I say can be "Thank you so much. It's an honor. I'd like to begin by saying that Craterhoof Behemoth is gas"
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I can finally announce New Jersey's first ever cube event!
Join us at Top Deck Games in Cherry Hill (right outside Philadelphia) for two days full of cube drafts & good vibes!
Join us at Top Deck Games in Cherry Hill (right outside Philadelphia) for two days full of cube drafts & good vibes!
May 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I can finally announce New Jersey's first ever cube event!
Join us at Top Deck Games in Cherry Hill (right outside Philadelphia) for two days full of cube drafts & good vibes!
Join us at Top Deck Games in Cherry Hill (right outside Philadelphia) for two days full of cube drafts & good vibes!
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Something I’ve been playing with
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Something I’ve been playing with
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For the morning crew, new Cube interview out!
New Episode in my VOD series is out now. In this one I chatted with @mindbreaktrap.bsky.social about her B.O.N.G. cube and cube design. I had a lot of fun chatting with Juniper and the B.O.N.G. cube is one of my local favorites!
Link 👇
youtu.be/chKXFu0ahtc
Link 👇
youtu.be/chKXFu0ahtc
youtu.be
March 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
For the morning crew, new Cube interview out!
if you missed the stream and wanna watch me talk abt cube the link is below!!
New Episode in my VOD series is out now. In this one I chatted with @mindbreaktrap.bsky.social about her B.O.N.G. cube and cube design. I had a lot of fun chatting with Juniper and the B.O.N.G. cube is one of my local favorites!
Link 👇
youtu.be/chKXFu0ahtc
Link 👇
youtu.be/chKXFu0ahtc
youtu.be
March 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
if you missed the stream and wanna watch me talk abt cube the link is below!!
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Hey - gonna be streaming Thursday 2/20 at 7:30 PM EST with @mindbreaktrap.bsky.social to talk through one of her cube projects, the BONG cube, our thoughts on @vertexmtg.bsky.social Philly, and cube design philosophy.
Be sure to tune in if you can! VOD will drop to YouTube the following week.
Be sure to tune in if you can! VOD will drop to YouTube the following week.
February 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey - gonna be streaming Thursday 2/20 at 7:30 PM EST with @mindbreaktrap.bsky.social to talk through one of her cube projects, the BONG cube, our thoughts on @vertexmtg.bsky.social Philly, and cube design philosophy.
Be sure to tune in if you can! VOD will drop to YouTube the following week.
Be sure to tune in if you can! VOD will drop to YouTube the following week.
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Displacer Cheshire Cat, painted after Sir John Tenniel's illustration for Lewis Carroll's 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'.
February 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Displacer Cheshire Cat, painted after Sir John Tenniel's illustration for Lewis Carroll's 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'.
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Had such a great time at @vertexmtg.bsky.social this weekend. Great to catch up with people. Ended up doing really well in the event taking two trophies in @tpug.bsky.social's Jund Cube and May's Fae Cube. My pin collection's getting a little out of hand!
January 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Had such a great time at @vertexmtg.bsky.social this weekend. Great to catch up with people. Ended up doing really well in the event taking two trophies in @tpug.bsky.social's Jund Cube and May's Fae Cube. My pin collection's getting a little out of hand!
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Thank you everyone for a fantastic weekend of cube drafting, and congratulations to our Top 8: Brady, Julien, Zach, Ben, Griff, Tim, Aidan, and Derek!
January 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Thank you everyone for a fantastic weekend of cube drafting, and congratulations to our Top 8: Brady, Julien, Zach, Ben, Griff, Tim, Aidan, and Derek!
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Cube builder boot camp should be forcing Boros in Vintage Cube 100 times.
November 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Cube builder boot camp should be forcing Boros in Vintage Cube 100 times.
okay so can i say tranny here without getting shadowbanned
November 15, 2024 at 6:14 PM
okay so can i say tranny here without getting shadowbanned