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In French, she would be called "le renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

- Wayne Campbell
One year you're buying them Shopkins and Monster High dolls and the next year you're buying them Gisou hair oil and Dae styling cream at Sephora 😭
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Allora, we touristed so hard today. 😤
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
One thing about me is that I'm going to take pictures of European alleys.
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Who wants one?
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
New fear unlocked: getting run over and murdered by a Vespa in Italy.

😳
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
yay dodgers
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I want everyone to win. #TheEmmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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#1C000LEST Day 33

"Cannonball" by The Breeders (1993)

*hears intro, runs to nearest grotty indie club dancefloor*

youtu.be/fxvkI9MTQw4?...
The Breeders - Cannonball
YouTube video by The Breeders
youtu.be
May 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Set a boundary with my mom and her first response:

"Well I've always been this way and it's never been a problem before"

*screams in therapy bills*

😅 immigrant mothers 😅
May 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have a negative interest in cars but tell me why I have watched 3 episodes of History Channel's The Cars That Built America.
April 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy Holidaze 🫶🏻🍃
April 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Losing today just makes me hate Chelsea even more.

Fuck Chelsea forever and ever.

2012 should've been ours.
April 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
why these bitches giving me hope 🥲
April 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I don't think my heart is ready for another season of The Last Of Us.
April 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Joe and I sat next to 2 friends arguing about random shit at the brewery today. #blessed #chismosaxvida
April 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
People keep saying mid thirties like it's a bad thing. 💅🏻💁🏻‍♀️
April 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Thankful for friends who just let you rant. 💜
April 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Honest loyal players with no big moves or pizazz…no lying or backstabbing…booo boooo #Survivor #Survivor48
a woman wearing glasses is giving a thumbs up with the word pbbt written on the bottom
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is giving a thumbs up with the word pbbt written on the bottom
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April 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reading the new Hunger Games but have no one to discuss with because none of my friends have read it yet and Joe doesn't want me to "ruin the upcoming movie" for him.

ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ
April 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I only watched the finale of Deal Or No Deal Island but tell me why the whole episode had me like this: 🇦🇺👁️👄👁️🇦🇺
April 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I got Lady Gaga tickets. 😊
March 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I fucking SCREAMED when I saw that she would be in NYC when we are in Puerto Rico for Bad Bunny but then I saw the Tuesday date so crisis averted. Miami is always an option too.

YAAAAAAY.
🚨 Lady Gaga announces the 2025 MAYHEM Ball tour.
March 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I love when viejitas y viejitos come up to me in public and ask me if I speak Spanish so I can help them. 🥹
March 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What a shitty fucking ending to a shitty fucking weekend 😂
March 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM