Sean M McCord
@milliondollarduck.bsky.social
Playwright, Professor, not actually a duck
https://linktr.ee/SocialMcCord
https://linktr.ee/SocialMcCord
The most popular candy nationwide this Halloween of 2025 may be Reese's Pieces; except Mississippi, where it's Rhesus Monkeys.
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The most popular candy nationwide this Halloween of 2025 may be Reese's Pieces; except Mississippi, where it's Rhesus Monkeys.
The pedophile-formerly-known-as-prince is now out of job and with no real marketable skills.
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The pedophile-formerly-known-as-prince is now out of job and with no real marketable skills.
Just in case Trump demolishing the White House wasn't quite enough metaphor, today Winsome Sears' campaign bus erupted in flames...
wtkr.com/news/politics/earle-sears-campaign-bus-reportedly-catches-fire-spanberger-relieved-opponents-team-is-safe
wtkr.com/news/politics/earle-sears-campaign-bus-reportedly-catches-fire-spanberger-relieved-opponents-team-is-safe
October 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just in case Trump demolishing the White House wasn't quite enough metaphor, today Winsome Sears' campaign bus erupted in flames...
wtkr.com/news/politics/earle-sears-campaign-bus-reportedly-catches-fire-spanberger-relieved-opponents-team-is-safe
wtkr.com/news/politics/earle-sears-campaign-bus-reportedly-catches-fire-spanberger-relieved-opponents-team-is-safe
Donald Trump finally accomplished what the 9/11 hijackers could only dream of.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Donald Trump finally accomplished what the 9/11 hijackers could only dream of.
Instead of their gender identity, can we talk instead about how the Minnesota shooter obtained their deadly arsenal legally?
(cartoon ©Clay Jones @ claytoonz.com/2014/04/29/more-guns/)
(cartoon ©Clay Jones @ claytoonz.com/2014/04/29/more-guns/)
August 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Instead of their gender identity, can we talk instead about how the Minnesota shooter obtained their deadly arsenal legally?
(cartoon ©Clay Jones @ claytoonz.com/2014/04/29/more-guns/)
(cartoon ©Clay Jones @ claytoonz.com/2014/04/29/more-guns/)
Coming to CBS Late Night…
Join those handsome, handsome Trump Properties Brothers as they demo sad old federal institutions and reno them into classy gold ballrooms! First up, the Federal Reserve!
Join those handsome, handsome Trump Properties Brothers as they demo sad old federal institutions and reno them into classy gold ballrooms! First up, the Federal Reserve!
August 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Coming to CBS Late Night…
Join those handsome, handsome Trump Properties Brothers as they demo sad old federal institutions and reno them into classy gold ballrooms! First up, the Federal Reserve!
Join those handsome, handsome Trump Properties Brothers as they demo sad old federal institutions and reno them into classy gold ballrooms! First up, the Federal Reserve!
Space seed indeed 🖖🏽
August 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Space seed indeed 🖖🏽
I finally looked up that Coldplay kiss-cam moment I kept hearing about and good grief, I see now why this was so embarrassing. 🪢
July 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I finally looked up that Coldplay kiss-cam moment I kept hearing about and good grief, I see now why this was so embarrassing. 🪢
This week, Sharon and I went to a 50th anniversary screening of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. What a moving and powerful film, and what a goddamn movie star is Jack Nicholson. I’m only sorry that the theater sold out of their Nurse Ratchet commemorative popcorn buckets before we could get one.
July 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This week, Sharon and I went to a 50th anniversary screening of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. What a moving and powerful film, and what a goddamn movie star is Jack Nicholson. I’m only sorry that the theater sold out of their Nurse Ratchet commemorative popcorn buckets before we could get one.
This is a very sweet picture of a particular time and place: 1965ish, my Aunt Colleen’s house in San Leandro, California. That little guy in the middle is me, holding up sheet music for my cousin Bruce on the accordion with my own big brother on the right looking on.
July 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is a very sweet picture of a particular time and place: 1965ish, my Aunt Colleen’s house in San Leandro, California. That little guy in the middle is me, holding up sheet music for my cousin Bruce on the accordion with my own big brother on the right looking on.
I still mourn for the world that should have been under the leadership of President Kamala Harris.
April 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I still mourn for the world that should have been under the leadership of President Kamala Harris.
Happy Liberation-from-your-retirement-savings Day to those who celebrate!
April 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy Liberation-from-your-retirement-savings Day to those who celebrate!
“No sir, you can’t have that on your phone; and sorry, but Smirnoff is not an acceptable password.”
March 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“No sir, you can’t have that on your phone; and sorry, but Smirnoff is not an acceptable password.”
Unlike some people we know...🤨
March 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Unlike some people we know...🤨
"This is exactly what the American Revolution was fought to prevent."
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
March 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"This is exactly what the American Revolution was fought to prevent."
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
March 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A once in a lifetime experience:
"And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
"Well ... how did I get here?"
www.charlottesville.gov/CivicAlerts....
"And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
"Well ... how did I get here?"
www.charlottesville.gov/CivicAlerts....
March 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A once in a lifetime experience:
"And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
"Well ... how did I get here?"
www.charlottesville.gov/CivicAlerts....
"And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
"Well ... how did I get here?"
www.charlottesville.gov/CivicAlerts....
Kudos to future German Chancellor Friedrich Merz (pictured below) for staving off the far-right AFD
February 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Kudos to future German Chancellor Friedrich Merz (pictured below) for staving off the far-right AFD
This is an eco-friendly meme: we'll be able to recycle and re-use it repeatedly this year.
February 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This is an eco-friendly meme: we'll be able to recycle and re-use it repeatedly this year.
Whee! You can name the Gulf whatever you want! Nothing matters anymore! Use your imagination!
gulfof.mapquest.com
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Whee! You can name the Gulf whatever you want! Nothing matters anymore! Use your imagination!
gulfof.mapquest.com
gulfof.mapquest.com
Happy shared Birthday to two personal heroes.
February 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Happy shared Birthday to two personal heroes.
February 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What is that terrible Musk oozing from the Oval?
ti.me/4jPN2lr
ti.me/4jPN2lr
February 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What is that terrible Musk oozing from the Oval?
ti.me/4jPN2lr
ti.me/4jPN2lr