the funniest thing a person can do is assert they’re shadowbanned
June 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
the funniest thing a person can do is assert they’re shadowbanned
scatman john could write brat but charli xcx could never write scatman’s world
April 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
scatman john could write brat but charli xcx could never write scatman’s world
yeah…..we have fun here
April 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
yeah…..we have fun here
dvd case hit the back of my head at work today . which actually hurts really back
April 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
dvd case hit the back of my head at work today . which actually hurts really back
sitting on the computer at work googling “good movies” again
April 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
sitting on the computer at work googling “good movies” again
i should have a HUSBAND by now but instead i had to watch godfather part 2 by MYSELF
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i should have a HUSBAND by now but instead i had to watch godfather part 2 by MYSELF
a lot of time on my hands lately so i’ve just been lathering myself in lotions and creams
April 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
a lot of time on my hands lately so i’ve just been lathering myself in lotions and creams
can’t sleep. the bowflex commercial is playing on repeat in my mind
April 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
can’t sleep. the bowflex commercial is playing on repeat in my mind
i was trying to double feature elvis (1979) and elvis (2022) but that’s six hours of elvis
April 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i was trying to double feature elvis (1979) and elvis (2022) but that’s six hours of elvis
what they don’t tell you is when you start working a retail job again at 30 after not working once since you were 23 is that your entire body is going to hurt all the time
April 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
what they don’t tell you is when you start working a retail job again at 30 after not working once since you were 23 is that your entire body is going to hurt all the time
unchained melody is the sexiest most romantic song ever recorded
April 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
unchained melody is the sexiest most romantic song ever recorded
if there’s one thing men you’ve never met before love it’s telling you about their divorce
April 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
if there’s one thing men you’ve never met before love it’s telling you about their divorce
i wish i could watch a movie and read a book at the same time. maybe throw on a record too
April 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i wish i could watch a movie and read a book at the same time. maybe throw on a record too
accidentally acted strange at the grocery store and now everyone’s mad at me
March 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
accidentally acted strange at the grocery store and now everyone’s mad at me
i wish i could turn on the tv and flip channels until i found outer limits
March 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
i wish i could turn on the tv and flip channels until i found outer limits
i still have trigger finger from….learning to crochet
March 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i still have trigger finger from….learning to crochet
i wanna see a mirage sooo bad
March 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i wanna see a mirage sooo bad
said out loud at work today “now what is arctic ghost ship” and my coworker responded “i don’t know but it sounds like your vibe”
March 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
said out loud at work today “now what is arctic ghost ship” and my coworker responded “i don’t know but it sounds like your vibe”
met someone today that was so important to 11 year old me i just can’t believe this is the life i get to live!!!!!
March 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
met someone today that was so important to 11 year old me i just can’t believe this is the life i get to live!!!!!
whatshould i make for dinner tomorrow
March 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
whatshould i make for dinner tomorrow
listening to counting crows and eating an ice cream cone :)
March 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
listening to counting crows and eating an ice cream cone :)
and now on top of everything else i have to worry about getting hit by flying pieces of car on the freeway
March 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
and now on top of everything else i have to worry about getting hit by flying pieces of car on the freeway
i know if i start doing yoga everyday at home my body will feel better. but it’s like a whole thing
March 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i know if i start doing yoga everyday at home my body will feel better. but it’s like a whole thing
sometimes it feels like weeping willows are a figment of my imagination
March 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
sometimes it feels like weeping willows are a figment of my imagination
the feminine urge to buy a second expensive water bottle….
March 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the feminine urge to buy a second expensive water bottle….