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This Halloween candy shrinkflation is outta control
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This Halloween candy shrinkflation is outta control
The elder abuse scandal that cost CPP $500 million of our pension money - but you probably haven't heard of it, because it was barely reported in the news. Jason Ward from CICTAR joins me to discuss what went wrong. #canada #canadapensionplan #elderabuse #canadafinance
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The elder abuse scandal that cost CPP $500 million of our pension money - but you probably haven't heard of it, because it was barely reported in the news. Jason Ward from CICTAR joins me to discuss what went wrong. #canada #canadapensionplan #elderabuse #canadafinance
Home prices in Canada seem to be returning to historical norms, as we can see in this chart of the composite benchmark home price in equivalent metric tons of ground beef:
September 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Home prices in Canada seem to be returning to historical norms, as we can see in this chart of the composite benchmark home price in equivalent metric tons of ground beef:
Finance is eating everything:
September 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Finance is eating everything:
This is one of Canada's big problems that's interwoven with low productivity and standards of living: Financialization, i.e. the increasing proportion of profits made through purely financial channels.
Nearly half of all profit in Canada is now made just by moving money around.
Nearly half of all profit in Canada is now made just by moving money around.
September 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is one of Canada's big problems that's interwoven with low productivity and standards of living: Financialization, i.e. the increasing proportion of profits made through purely financial channels.
Nearly half of all profit in Canada is now made just by moving money around.
Nearly half of all profit in Canada is now made just by moving money around.
After this success with Cracker Barrel, we need to push for an anti-woke rebrand of McDonald's:
- Change name to "Alabaster McDonald's Hamburger Plantation"
- Ronald McDonald now always depicted with a cigarette, gun, and visible erection
- Deport Hamburglar
- Change name to "Alabaster McDonald's Hamburger Plantation"
- Ronald McDonald now always depicted with a cigarette, gun, and visible erection
- Deport Hamburglar
August 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
After this success with Cracker Barrel, we need to push for an anti-woke rebrand of McDonald's:
- Change name to "Alabaster McDonald's Hamburger Plantation"
- Ronald McDonald now always depicted with a cigarette, gun, and visible erection
- Deport Hamburglar
- Change name to "Alabaster McDonald's Hamburger Plantation"
- Ronald McDonald now always depicted with a cigarette, gun, and visible erection
- Deport Hamburglar
Congratulations to CPP Investments and their active management team for achieving a 1% return in a quarter when global equities were only up 10%!
August 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Congratulations to CPP Investments and their active management team for achieving a 1% return in a quarter when global equities were only up 10%!
Number of judicial recounts in Canadian Federal elections, by year:
May 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Number of judicial recounts in Canadian Federal elections, by year:
I keep hearing I'm supposed to buy this right now, seems like a good deal to me
April 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I keep hearing I'm supposed to buy this right now, seems like a good deal to me
Poilievre has dropped the slogans on the podium in favour of a maple leaf - which is very appropriate, because just like the Maple Leafs, the conservatives were looking really good heading into the playoffs and I'm pretty sure this is going to be their year.
April 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Poilievre has dropped the slogans on the podium in favour of a maple leaf - which is very appropriate, because just like the Maple Leafs, the conservatives were looking really good heading into the playoffs and I'm pretty sure this is going to be their year.
This is a complete misrepresentation of what Mark Carney said, and takes his words out of context. "Shadowtax" is the name of his horse.
March 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is a complete misrepresentation of what Mark Carney said, and takes his words out of context. "Shadowtax" is the name of his horse.
This article doesn't have anything to do with the plummeting sales data that was just released, does it?
March 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This article doesn't have anything to do with the plummeting sales data that was just released, does it?
After the inauguration yesterday, Elon Musk shocked the world by attempting to recover his image as a hard-core gamer.
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
After the inauguration yesterday, Elon Musk shocked the world by attempting to recover his image as a hard-core gamer.
What did I tell you lol. We've been sacrificing the entire economy on the altar of home prices:
January 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What did I tell you lol. We've been sacrificing the entire economy on the altar of home prices:
Looks like prorogies are back on the menu, boys
January 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Looks like prorogies are back on the menu, boys
Trudeau can't even show up on time for a press conference he called at his own house 🙄 who does he think he is, me?
January 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trudeau can't even show up on time for a press conference he called at his own house 🙄 who does he think he is, me?
Getty Images for PM please 🙏
January 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Getty Images for PM please 🙏
Merry Christmas from the whole team here at Millennial Moron!
December 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Merry Christmas from the whole team here at Millennial Moron!
For you LEFTISTS who are confused by this, WARRIOR culture is about being a MAN. As SWIFT as a COURSING RIVER. With all the FORCE of a GREAT TYPHOON. With all the strength of a RAGING FIRE. Mysterious as the dark side of the MOON.
December 25, 2024 at 4:48 PM
For you LEFTISTS who are confused by this, WARRIOR culture is about being a MAN. As SWIFT as a COURSING RIVER. With all the FORCE of a GREAT TYPHOON. With all the strength of a RAGING FIRE. Mysterious as the dark side of the MOON.
Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland leaves to go to the store, says she will return shortly with milk, cigarettes, and the Fall Economic Statement
December 16, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland leaves to go to the store, says she will return shortly with milk, cigarettes, and the Fall Economic Statement