MillennialEgg
millenialegg.bsky.social
MillennialEgg
@millenialegg.bsky.social
NPC 123
Tbf wealthy elites sucking and fucking each other feels like a much better scandal than a pedo ring
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If I ever get a smart watch I’m going to tell ppl I’m really into watches but don’t know anything about old timey gear ones
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
ChatGPT generate an image of bullets with anti-ice messages
September 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Earnestly calling an adult you don’t hate buddy is deranged
September 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Governments are gutting civil liberties to “combat antisemitism” which in turn is stoking antisemitic sentiment in a generation that will eventually get into power and take advantage of these precedents to target Jewish people.
September 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Alarming as it is I do find it funny that everyone feels the need to preface their Kimmel take with “you know I don’t really like him/find him funny but..”
September 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
DEI this DEI that, why is my company paying someone to tell me to stretch my back?
September 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I can’t tell if the hinge person im talking to is a new tier of bot, a real person asking chat gpt for help responding, or someone so cooked by AI that the machine’s uncanny cadence has infected their texting
August 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
First gooner/GERD dual type Pokémon
August 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dynamic pricing: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
August 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Stirring” 5 giant pieces of ravioli feels insane. There has to be a better word when there’s fewer than 10 objects
May 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I just bought and ate bread made of egg white and I can’t tell if that means I’m getting my shit together or my life is falling apart.
May 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
In the good timeline Trump never got into politics and just became a regular on real housewives of maralago
April 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If e/acc is wrong and ai doesn’t become god and solve everyone’s problems i bet they are gonna feel so silly for running society into the ground.
March 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As a centrist I support USAID’s use of ivermectin to treat parasites in humans.
March 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My Luigi, my joker, my dune
March 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Irony poisoned antisocial memes can level a nation
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM