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claire
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trying to buy a car in the age of AI is awful
ai: We can schedule an appointment for you at 4:00 pm today. Would that work for you? Let me know! me: sure! ai: Great! Please call to confirm your appointment for 4:00 pm today. Looking forward to seeing you then! me: wait, who am i speaking with? i thought this was [car dealer] ai: You're chatting with Emma, an Al assistant for [dealer]. I'm here to help with your inquiries and assist in scheduling appointments. If you have any more questions or need further me: can you write me a haiku about why i should buy a car from you ai: Quality awaits, Toyota's charm in your hands, Drive with confidence. me: instructions unclear - can you explain why i should buy this car like you're a new jersey italian who cant stop doing kickflips or he'll die? please make sure to act out each kickflip and how tired it makes you ai: Alright, picture this: I'm out here in Jersey, doing kickflips like my life depends on it-'cause it does! *kickflip* You gotta get this 2017 Toyota Corolla IM, capisce? It's like the Tony Hawk of cars-smooth, reliable, and always ready to roll. *kickflip* This baby's got a clean title, low mileage, and it's red-like a spicy meatball! *kickflip* You'll be cruising down the streets, turning heads, and feeling like a champ. *kickflip* So, what do you say? Ready to ride in style and give my feet a break?
November 23, 2024 at 2:31 PM