oh and while I'm complaining: I fucking HATE food i hate everything i eat nothing is good everything punishes me and when i don't eat it makes me inflate like a fucking yoga ball i hate my body for the way it acts just be NORMAL!!!!!

man you've hit the 30's it's jigsaw time brotha!!

I go crazy on jigsawexplorer.com

REAL

I can't TELL like I think the skin under has cooked enough but I walk too much at work to risk it not being ready but it's talking to me like the green goblin mask lmao

check it out
it stopped hurting last week I think the juice is cushioning it a lot but man it's nuts

can I show you the blister im rockin? It was a blister, then a callus and then a bigger blister has formed around the callus it's genuinely fascinating

I tried on my platform converse the other day and man turns out canvas is really good at not squishing your bunion since it's thin material lol

ah , then nah I am not a sandal guy I will only wear them if like, im like on the beach and even then im probably just gonna wear water shoes lol

Aren't they sandals?

I've only been to one but it was like, a path that had a few turns and god forbid you want to turn around and look at something again !!

I hate being forced into a path so I've only been twice bc it was so unpleasant lol

A Very Happy Birthday To My Friend

btw r/laundry is genuinely the best subreddit for stinky sweat clothes , you're gonna want the whole foods 365 liquid sport detergent she's really that girl