FunnyJoke ComedyMan
@milk-rat.bsky.social
very normal proud subaru owner
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FunnyJoke ComedyMan
@milk-rat.bsky.social
· Nov 23
can of soda to cold.... microwave
I cannot even bear to look up anecdotes about si joint pain anymore because nobody else on the fucking Internet seems to have dealt with it for 15+ years they have the most useless advice and say "after 2 months of hell i finally got better"
I never will apparently!! FUCK!!!!!!
I never will apparently!! FUCK!!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I cannot even bear to look up anecdotes about si joint pain anymore because nobody else on the fucking Internet seems to have dealt with it for 15+ years they have the most useless advice and say "after 2 months of hell i finally got better"
I never will apparently!! FUCK!!!!!!
I never will apparently!! FUCK!!!!!!
the colder it gets here the more excited i get to spend most of January in a place where it's Summer plus I'm making each of my friends celebrate my birthday once a week while I am there , this is because I can and they will ☝️🙂
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the colder it gets here the more excited i get to spend most of January in a place where it's Summer plus I'm making each of my friends celebrate my birthday once a week while I am there , this is because I can and they will ☝️🙂
when i come to on the ground after riding a skateboard and ask my friends what happened
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
when i come to on the ground after riding a skateboard and ask my friends what happened
i can't believe im just now realizing i don't have a single pair of shoes that's comfortable, which is perfect since I'm about to go on a long far away trip with presumably lots of walking
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i can't believe im just now realizing i don't have a single pair of shoes that's comfortable, which is perfect since I'm about to go on a long far away trip with presumably lots of walking
it's gonna be awesome sitting in my car tomorrow morning warming it up to go to work 🙂 and this is only the beginning 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
it's gonna be awesome sitting in my car tomorrow morning warming it up to go to work 🙂 and this is only the beginning 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
my coworker and i are doing this bit where we don't have each other's numbers and don't follow each other on social media but we email video links to each other and only react to the message with emojis and no reply , it's awesome
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
my coworker and i are doing this bit where we don't have each other's numbers and don't follow each other on social media but we email video links to each other and only react to the message with emojis and no reply , it's awesome
"feels like 12°" ok well that ain't enough degrees
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
"feels like 12°" ok well that ain't enough degrees
some people just attract cats or dogs etc but the animal that immediately fucks with me are goats , especially boer and la mancha goats what the hell is that about man
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
some people just attract cats or dogs etc but the animal that immediately fucks with me are goats , especially boer and la mancha goats what the hell is that about man
They should invent a beanie that doesn't make me want to bite people and growl , they should make one that doesn't feel like a punishment to wear
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
They should invent a beanie that doesn't make me want to bite people and growl , they should make one that doesn't feel like a punishment to wear
got the Middle Ages (500AD-1500AD) autism instead of math autism
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
got the Middle Ages (500AD-1500AD) autism instead of math autism
I think I will be getting rid of the blonde and going Normal Hair Color Mode for the first time in many years
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I think I will be getting rid of the blonde and going Normal Hair Color Mode for the first time in many years
kind of mad because i had something delivered at midnight
it was just pants there is no reason a delivery driver should have to be working and delivering bullshit that late especially during the winter with snow and ice
it was just pants there is no reason a delivery driver should have to be working and delivering bullshit that late especially during the winter with snow and ice
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
kind of mad because i had something delivered at midnight
it was just pants there is no reason a delivery driver should have to be working and delivering bullshit that late especially during the winter with snow and ice
it was just pants there is no reason a delivery driver should have to be working and delivering bullshit that late especially during the winter with snow and ice
today i drove for the first time this year during the snow and something amazing happened: i acted normal, braked like normal and didn't end up in a ditch
It's actually that easy! I gotta let the locals know this is not only possible but extremely fucking simple to achieve
It's actually that easy! I gotta let the locals know this is not only possible but extremely fucking simple to achieve
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
today i drove for the first time this year during the snow and something amazing happened: i acted normal, braked like normal and didn't end up in a ditch
It's actually that easy! I gotta let the locals know this is not only possible but extremely fucking simple to achieve
It's actually that easy! I gotta let the locals know this is not only possible but extremely fucking simple to achieve
man I slept most of the day and feel like shit my stomach hurts too how do people stand sleeping more than 7 hours combined christ
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
man I slept most of the day and feel like shit my stomach hurts too how do people stand sleeping more than 7 hours combined christ
almost 3pm, time to get ready for bed so I can be well rested before work
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
almost 3pm, time to get ready for bed so I can be well rested before work
this is the first night im spending at home completely alone, roommate is out of town
no cat just my stupid fish tank and the wet creatures
no cat just my stupid fish tank and the wet creatures
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
this is the first night im spending at home completely alone, roommate is out of town
no cat just my stupid fish tank and the wet creatures
no cat just my stupid fish tank and the wet creatures
does anyone wanna see a pic of the genuinely impressive and massive blister on my foot it's nuts
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
does anyone wanna see a pic of the genuinely impressive and massive blister on my foot it's nuts
I thought I had a bunch of gray hairs but after asking around and looking closer its like I have a bunch of like golden(??) hairs interspersed and they are kind of shiny
whatever man
whatever man
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I thought I had a bunch of gray hairs but after asking around and looking closer its like I have a bunch of like golden(??) hairs interspersed and they are kind of shiny
whatever man
whatever man
should i take out a personal loan to get a mattress that doesn't try to kill me
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
should i take out a personal loan to get a mattress that doesn't try to kill me
huge pimple trying to form right under the hoop in my nostril
hey man can you do that literally anywhere else
hey man can you do that literally anywhere else
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
huge pimple trying to form right under the hoop in my nostril
hey man can you do that literally anywhere else
hey man can you do that literally anywhere else
I love when the pharmacy says "no Adderall or equivalent for an undetermined amount of time" when I have one left and have to work a midnight shift on black Friday I love this country
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I love when the pharmacy says "no Adderall or equivalent for an undetermined amount of time" when I have one left and have to work a midnight shift on black Friday I love this country
the steam deck is great because after my strokes my left hand cannot handle WASD and it barely could before the brain damage
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
the steam deck is great because after my strokes my left hand cannot handle WASD and it barely could before the brain damage
playing goat simulator for the first time since 2018 on my steam deck
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
playing goat simulator for the first time since 2018 on my steam deck
this is one of my favorite accounts on tiktok
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
this is one of my favorite accounts on tiktok