I'd like to think he's talking to the cat #markcarney #cats

PP IS SO FUCKED

Actually dressed like a human today

TURN HIS TV OFF

On Friday, we drove to the terminus of the 407. It was the middle of the day, and we were the only car on the road at one point on a stretch between Carlington and Peterborough and it made me so goddamn furious that it's a toll road because think how much this could ease congestion on the 401

Found the perfect use for the bibs my toddler has grown out of

Aahh I just can't stop, they're all I think about and I feel like im 14 again, realising something about myself I couldn't name for a very long time.

Also their dynamic is obviously the best.

without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally

Guys, being in your 30s is awesome! I just bought a really nice steam mop AND vegan gummy bears!

This is already better than Twitter because I don't have to see weird ass Temu ads