Mila
@milawithak.bsky.social
funnier in person, but I don't go outside
Joining a fanbase just to feel something
April 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Joining a fanbase just to feel something
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
Instead of Sunday Scaries, I propose Sunday Angries where we all become reasonably upset that we have to drag ourselves to work on what would otherwise be a perfectly acceptable Monday
March 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Instead of Sunday Scaries, I propose Sunday Angries where we all become reasonably upset that we have to drag ourselves to work on what would otherwise be a perfectly acceptable Monday
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Shall I shake my ass at the club tonight, or stay inside and consume my body weight in sushi and gyoza
March 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Shall I shake my ass at the club tonight, or stay inside and consume my body weight in sushi and gyoza
Why does everything nowadays come with assembly required? I do not wish to assemble
March 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why does everything nowadays come with assembly required? I do not wish to assemble
I just wanna know how someone can be worse at something the second time they do it, yet here we are
March 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I just wanna know how someone can be worse at something the second time they do it, yet here we are
Someone at my work once called me "most likely to unionize" and it may be the best compliment I have ever received
March 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Someone at my work once called me "most likely to unionize" and it may be the best compliment I have ever received
Now is a great time to try drugs because, unlike our grandparents, no amount of green juice and bone broth is going to help the fact that humanity probably won't make it to the next century
March 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Now is a great time to try drugs because, unlike our grandparents, no amount of green juice and bone broth is going to help the fact that humanity probably won't make it to the next century
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
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I've said it before, Miller has the rudest shootout move in the NHL. Way more options open up when you force the goalie to think about his positioning instead of just skating straight forward and deking. #Canucks
January 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I've said it before, Miller has the rudest shootout move in the NHL. Way more options open up when you force the goalie to think about his positioning instead of just skating straight forward and deking. #Canucks
More bugs cause the bugs were a vibe
December 31, 2024 at 9:28 PM
More bugs cause the bugs were a vibe
Afternoon tea and the bug zoo for my birthday 🥳
December 31, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Afternoon tea and the bug zoo for my birthday 🥳
Day 5 of Christmas vacation. Each morning I sneak to the pantry to pour baileys into my coffee. Am I stealthy or does my family just pretend not to notice?
December 25, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Day 5 of Christmas vacation. Each morning I sneak to the pantry to pour baileys into my coffee. Am I stealthy or does my family just pretend not to notice?
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Sadness leaving my body as soon as I have money
December 18, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Sadness leaving my body as soon as I have money
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Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.
December 17, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.
As a child, I used to watch the Grinch and sob because “they make him live in garbage!” I hated those fucking Whos
"Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable" is something they sang about the Grinch and they wonder why he didn't like them
December 17, 2024 at 3:14 AM
As a child, I used to watch the Grinch and sob because “they make him live in garbage!” I hated those fucking Whos
Ladies…I want us to be honest. Are y’all checking your phones in public washroom stalls? Cause why tf are these lines so long??
December 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Ladies…I want us to be honest. Are y’all checking your phones in public washroom stalls? Cause why tf are these lines so long??
Bought this ceramic dish just to bake brie tonight. Best $10 I’ve ever spent on a kitchen tool
December 15, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Bought this ceramic dish just to bake brie tonight. Best $10 I’ve ever spent on a kitchen tool
Confession: I go to Christmas markets and tell the vendors “These will make great presents!” but everything I’m buying is for myself
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Confession: I go to Christmas markets and tell the vendors “These will make great presents!” but everything I’m buying is for myself
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i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries
December 13, 2024 at 2:04 AM
i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries
Food security. If you’ve never been so poor that you have to skip meals days in a row because there is literally nothing to eat, you don’t know what it’s like to be truly hungry. Food banks saved my life. One day I hope to give back more than contributing donations from time to time.
7. If you had the power to completely solve one social or political issue affecting the world today, what would it be?
December 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Food security. If you’ve never been so poor that you have to skip meals days in a row because there is literally nothing to eat, you don’t know what it’s like to be truly hungry. Food banks saved my life. One day I hope to give back more than contributing donations from time to time.
Me when winter hits
Currently in my ‘exhausted all the time for no reason’ era.
December 7, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Me when winter hits