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Mikki Helmer
@mikkihelmer.bsky.social
Writer, ceramics artist, and equestrian.
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I made these slides forever ago and still like them for Thirteen Dead Gods, an epic fantasy novel about queer found family and soul eating parasites.
A family member called the new TS album vulgar and I’m just gonna close my laptop lid so they don’t accidentally read something about my two lesbians who meet in a brothel and then later one of them chops a guy in half…
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Publishing is not taking risks and as a reader I’m getting irritated with finding fewer and fewer books on trad shelves I find interesting.

As a writer, I wonder if readers are feeling overfed on these “the next [insert popular title here]” books?
Texting with another YA author friend this morning about the rough state of the market, and our consensus was, publishing keeps looking for the next Hunger Games, but they wouldn’t acquire the original if it were in their inboxes today
October 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What a day! #DVpit, horses, and now it’s DnD and glaze while my clownfish look on. I hope they are entertained by my fancy ass dirt art.

I’m just glad I have tacos and caffeine to keep me going.

(Final photo for what these cuties will kind of look like. Every kiln is so different!)
October 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One Dark Window X Game of Thrones
Epic fantasy featuring:

⚜️ post-coup fallout
🪦dead (?) Gods Meddling with Mortals
🫦 lesbian angst + “You’ve ruined me for anyone else”
☀️neurodivergent & queer rep
🩸centaurs, vamps, mermaids, oh my!
🧠mercurial spirit bound to the MC’s mind

#A #F #LGBT #DVpit
October 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When Echo sets out to find a cure for the soul-eating parasite slowly killing her, she doesn’t expect to commit treason, fall for the prince’s fiancée, & cause a succession crisis. She probably shouldn’t have taken advice from the parasite, or from her god-killing father.

#DVpit #F #LGBT
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I made these slides forever ago and still like them for Thirteen Dead Gods, an epic fantasy novel about queer found family and soul eating parasites.
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Black Butler X Foundryside

Echo would rather live than have the godlike power a soul-eating parasite gives her, but the cure is close, and a queen, unwilling to let Echo threaten her dynastic dreams, procures a parasite for her son that has the gods turning in their graves.

#A #F #LGBT #DVpit
October 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Black Butler X Foundryside

To save herself from a soul-eating parasite, Echo, daughter of the Demon Lord, is looking for a cure and recruits a sexy witch to help her. However, the witch is engaged to the prince, whose mother is trying to have Echo assassinated.

#A #F #LGBT #DVpit
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Echo is host to a soul-sucking parasite and is looking for a cure. But the seraphim would rather exchange their souls for godlike power & shortened lives. To make matters worse, the queen has found The Harrow, a leech that will destroy civilization if Echo fails.

#A #F #LGBT #DVpit
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Bone Shard Daughter X Arcane

Echo must save her foster brother from being possessed by a soul-eating parasite that could end the world while dealing with the leech already chewing on her soul.

🧜🏻‍♀️ Mermaid ex GF
🏴‍☠️ Centaur Pirate BFF
👑 Succession Crisis
October 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Thirteen Dead Gods has one song I listen to constantly.

Salt by Eivor
DAY 5 of #DVParty, a community event to boost the work of Diverse Creators before our pitch event, #DVPit on Oct 8, 2025! Any diverse writer/artist can participate!

Today's Prompt: What's your story's theme song or playlist?

#booksky #writersky
For more info about #DVpit go to dvpit.carrd.co
October 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
One of my friends just got a full manuscript request from a literary agent. Y'all don't know her yet, but let's celebrate! Its so great to see people succeeding at something they've worked so hard on.

Guys, she has spent years working and this is the first she's put out there.

SO EXCITING!
a group of people are dancing in a forest and a man is holding a woman 's hand .
ALT: a group of people are dancing in a forest and a man is holding a woman 's hand .
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September 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Oh, I forgot to shout about a sapphic fantasy book I recently read and loved here.

*deep inhale*

BRIGHTER THAN SCALE, SWIFTER THAN FLAME BY NEON YANG IS AMAZING AND YOU MUST READ IT
May 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Sharing some joy today. Meet Midnight Fable. She is 3 days old today.
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sabine is still pregnant and I somehow managed to revise some writing today.

Hopefully this baby arrives soon so I can meet my goals. Until then I will happily foal watch every night.
April 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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RFK Jr. says there are no autistic poets, so we interviewed one.

Hear from Elizabeth McClellan, @popelizbet.bsky.social, an award-winning poet, attorney, and legal educator based in Memphis, Tennessee.
RFK Jr. says there aren't autistic poets. We asked an autistic poet.
"I will challenge RFK Jr. to write a poem as good as me any day of the week."
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April 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
5 years ago my baby horse died at 3 days old, I was laid off, and the world closed its doors.

I learned to be a ceramics artist. I grieved. I built a business.

Now I have another horse due to give birth, and the world again feels like it’s on fire.

I have a kiln. I make my own fire.
April 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Microsoft office has yet again created more work for me than necessary by randomly reverting back to a version from a month ago without me telling it to.

Microsoft office is bad software and no one can convince me otherwise. I’ve been hurt too many times.
February 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I spent all weekend 2 booths down from a bunch of people trying to publish the “Next Great American Male” novel.

In an industry where the majority of female fantasy/sci-fi writers is still being published in YA or Romantasy (instead of just in Adult Fantasy) every novel is the Great Male Novel. 🙄
February 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Naomi King’s apology and video stating she lied about claiming she was raped is so evil. I cannot tell you how much her actions hurt every woman who is a survivor.

I’m glad it came out that Daniel Greene is a shit human, but Naomi is worse for using women’s trauma for her own benefit.
Finding out that Daniel Greene assaulted a woman multiple times and is among the Neil Gaiman’s of fantasy/sci-fi isn’t something I should be upset about, but I am. I shouldn’t be surprised. But I am.

It really is all men. It really is.

Naomi King, I hope you heal and know we believe you.
February 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It is so weird to be at a writing conference and hear someone talking seriously about the lack of space for men in fantasy and sci fi as a reason for their new publishing house.

Like you do realize men still have a monopoly in adult scifi-fantasy, right?
February 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I swear I also write books but there’s so little to show about the process of it until there’s a promise of a physical copy, instead, here’s a peek at my Fallout inspired pottery that will be at #ltue.
February 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Finding out that Daniel Greene assaulted a woman multiple times and is among the Neil Gaiman’s of fantasy/sci-fi isn’t something I should be upset about, but I am. I shouldn’t be surprised. But I am.

It really is all men. It really is.

Naomi King, I hope you heal and know we believe you.
February 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
In other news, a bald eagle and a golden eagle were fighting over a deer carcass by my house.

If this is nature’s metaphor, the golden eagle was winning. . .
January 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Y’all I know I’m supposed to be a reader/writer, but I accidentally became a ceramics artist during covid and now I make really cool things but that means loading kilns at 2am and waiting until 3 for potential errors.

These 18 hour days are Harkonnen levels of brutal.
a man and a woman are looking at each other and the words bru-tal are on the bottom of the screen .
ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the words bru-tal are on the bottom of the screen .
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January 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM