@mikilt22.bsky.social
Idiom Savant, kilt wearer, cat dad, ardent atheist, cannabis enthusiast, tower of tomfoolery, ukulele freak, married, woke, feminist, math guy, LGBTQ+ ally.
So I never forget that my story is not yet over.
April 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So I never forget that my story is not yet over.
Hotels in Wyoming have Wyoming shaped pillows
March 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hotels in Wyoming have Wyoming shaped pillows
Every time I am in a hurry at the ATM, the person in front of me is trying to effect a hostile corporate takeover via that machine.
Dude, can I just get my $50?
Dude, can I just get my $50?
March 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Every time I am in a hurry at the ATM, the person in front of me is trying to effect a hostile corporate takeover via that machine.
Dude, can I just get my $50?
Dude, can I just get my $50?
Sexy astronauts have or-asms because there are zero Gs
March 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Sexy astronauts have or-asms because there are zero Gs
Being on the wrong side of history when it's repeating itself is like failing an open-note test.
WTF America?
WTF America?
February 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Being on the wrong side of history when it's repeating itself is like failing an open-note test.
WTF America?
WTF America?
Apparently, the generation following Gen Z is termed "Generation Alpha".
Back to the beginning of the alphabet.
Weird. I always thought that Forrest Gump was Gen-A.
Back to the beginning of the alphabet.
Weird. I always thought that Forrest Gump was Gen-A.
February 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Apparently, the generation following Gen Z is termed "Generation Alpha".
Back to the beginning of the alphabet.
Weird. I always thought that Forrest Gump was Gen-A.
Back to the beginning of the alphabet.
Weird. I always thought that Forrest Gump was Gen-A.
"Who has the best calamari?"
"I don't know, they're itentacle!"
"I don't know, they're itentacle!"
February 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Who has the best calamari?"
"I don't know, they're itentacle!"
"I don't know, they're itentacle!"
I'm so confused all the time, my spirit animal is the bewilderedbeest.
You've never heard this joke before because it's gnu.
You've never heard this joke before because it's gnu.
February 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm so confused all the time, my spirit animal is the bewilderedbeest.
You've never heard this joke before because it's gnu.
You've never heard this joke before because it's gnu.
Ah, White Castle.
Wee meat, again.
Wee meat, again.
February 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ah, White Castle.
Wee meat, again.
Wee meat, again.
At the grocery store, as the cashier was handing me my receipt. I motioned toward an endcap display with protein powder.
I asked, "Do you know why that shelf is so heavenly?"
He shrugged.
"There's no whey in hell"
I asked, "Do you know why that shelf is so heavenly?"
He shrugged.
"There's no whey in hell"
February 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
At the grocery store, as the cashier was handing me my receipt. I motioned toward an endcap display with protein powder.
I asked, "Do you know why that shelf is so heavenly?"
He shrugged.
"There's no whey in hell"
I asked, "Do you know why that shelf is so heavenly?"
He shrugged.
"There's no whey in hell"
Metamucil?
More like Meta-deuce-il
More like Meta-deuce-il
February 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Metamucil?
More like Meta-deuce-il
More like Meta-deuce-il
Reposted
To the people who stayed home on election day- or who actually thought a second term of Trump was a good idea.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
February 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
To the people who stayed home on election day- or who actually thought a second term of Trump was a good idea.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Reposted
Republican sycophants…
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Republican sycophants…
The real hubris of Dump voters is believing that we're still friends after they vote to hurt us and our loved ones.
"I can be an adult about it!" is their claim.
Here is some high octane adulting. Ready?
Actions have consequences.
"I can be an adult about it!" is their claim.
Here is some high octane adulting. Ready?
Actions have consequences.
January 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The real hubris of Dump voters is believing that we're still friends after they vote to hurt us and our loved ones.
"I can be an adult about it!" is their claim.
Here is some high octane adulting. Ready?
Actions have consequences.
"I can be an adult about it!" is their claim.
Here is some high octane adulting. Ready?
Actions have consequences.
When an employer offers a low wage to candidates, it sends a message.
You don't deserve a nice place to live
You are legally entitled to vacation. You can afford a staycation
You aren't worth investing in, so we won't even try to keep you here.
I don't apply where I don't feel respected.
You don't deserve a nice place to live
You are legally entitled to vacation. You can afford a staycation
You aren't worth investing in, so we won't even try to keep you here.
I don't apply where I don't feel respected.
January 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When an employer offers a low wage to candidates, it sends a message.
You don't deserve a nice place to live
You are legally entitled to vacation. You can afford a staycation
You aren't worth investing in, so we won't even try to keep you here.
I don't apply where I don't feel respected.
You don't deserve a nice place to live
You are legally entitled to vacation. You can afford a staycation
You aren't worth investing in, so we won't even try to keep you here.
I don't apply where I don't feel respected.
Misogyny is believing Taylor Swift and Beyonce sold their souls for success, but Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos earned their success
January 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Misogyny is believing Taylor Swift and Beyonce sold their souls for success, but Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos earned their success
How does Hooters pay employees?
Owly
Owly
January 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
How does Hooters pay employees?
Owly
Owly
The Tesla GPS kept telling me to take the Third Reich
January 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Tesla GPS kept telling me to take the Third Reich
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Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for the fall of democracy.
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for the fall of democracy.
Stop saying "It's going to be a long 4 years."
He is in too deep now. He can never be a private citizen again, lest he be held accountable.
He will take it all, and the GOP will gladly hand over. He will make himself king and the only way for him to keep power is brutal fascism.
America is dead.
He is in too deep now. He can never be a private citizen again, lest he be held accountable.
He will take it all, and the GOP will gladly hand over. He will make himself king and the only way for him to keep power is brutal fascism.
America is dead.
January 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Stop saying "It's going to be a long 4 years."
He is in too deep now. He can never be a private citizen again, lest he be held accountable.
He will take it all, and the GOP will gladly hand over. He will make himself king and the only way for him to keep power is brutal fascism.
America is dead.
He is in too deep now. He can never be a private citizen again, lest he be held accountable.
He will take it all, and the GOP will gladly hand over. He will make himself king and the only way for him to keep power is brutal fascism.
America is dead.