What’re we even doing at this point c’mon now

Tonight was my history of the (now not so) present night and a student asked me (sincerely) how people found stuff online before Google

12yrs ago my friend brought home a tattoo gun and tried it out on me in our shitty apartment and today it’s in the new Hot Water Music video follow your dreams kids

If it gets any colder I’m moving to Florida

I added a “history of broadcast media” to one of my American Studies lectures this semester and accidentally created a monster