Mike Rose
@miketrose.bsky.social
Brooklynite, dad, improviser
The problem is this food truck is between me and the salad I really should get
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The problem is this food truck is between me and the salad I really should get
We WERE yelling at the TV!
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
We WERE yelling at the TV!
Shocked, shocked to discover that Director Patel is unreliable, flaky and cranky www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/wo...
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Shocked, shocked to discover that Director Patel is unreliable, flaky and cranky www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/wo...
Pro tip, the Airdrop "bump to send" feature is very handy when a bystander snaps a photo of, say, you hugging your marathon-running stepsister
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Pro tip, the Airdrop "bump to send" feature is very handy when a bystander snaps a photo of, say, you hugging your marathon-running stepsister
Hank Green is right: the 4 am hamster brain cannot be reasoned with, but it can be defused
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hank Green is right: the 4 am hamster brain cannot be reasoned with, but it can be defused
Really good to see new tenants in San Francisco storefronts and I excuse me a second what sorry no WHAT
October 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Really good to see new tenants in San Francisco storefronts and I excuse me a second what sorry no WHAT
via @reckless1280 — Google's AI Mode searches for "does Donald Trump have dementia" and "does Joe Biden have dementia" one of these things is missing the AI summary that might enrage a giant man-baby and cause him to declare Google is illegal now www.theverge.com/news/789152/...
October 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
via @reckless1280 — Google's AI Mode searches for "does Donald Trump have dementia" and "does Joe Biden have dementia" one of these things is missing the AI summary that might enrage a giant man-baby and cause him to declare Google is illegal now www.theverge.com/news/789152/...
Let's see if I hear back from "Coinbase." What time is it in the Philippines right now?
September 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Let's see if I hear back from "Coinbase." What time is it in the Philippines right now?
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September 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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happy birthday to meeeeee #jeopardy42 @jeopardy looking forward to a Douglas Adams category at least once a week this season
September 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
happy birthday to meeeeee #jeopardy42 @jeopardy looking forward to a Douglas Adams category at least once a week this season
"If you intend to indulge the cliche and let the cat out of the bag, it must follow that at some point the cat is, perforce, contained IN the bag. In this essay I will…" #caturday
August 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"If you intend to indulge the cliche and let the cat out of the bag, it must follow that at some point the cat is, perforce, contained IN the bag. In this essay I will…" #caturday
Update: yes I am weak and impulsive but this is an EMOTIONAL SUPPORT domain do not at me
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Update: yes I am weak and impulsive but this is an EMOTIONAL SUPPORT domain do not at me
see, I hadn't even considered getting a dot-quest domain before, but now that the price is going up I kind of want one
(yes I checked "johnny.quest" is $845)
(yes I checked "johnny.quest" is $845)
August 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
see, I hadn't even considered getting a dot-quest domain before, but now that the price is going up I kind of want one
(yes I checked "johnny.quest" is $845)
(yes I checked "johnny.quest" is $845)
OK who has experience getting a stuck tape out of one of these frickin things
August 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
OK who has experience getting a stuck tape out of one of these frickin things
C'mon now. "Is your current moment good for speaking?"
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
C'mon now. "Is your current moment good for speaking?"
Absolutely peak "the cruelty is the point" here. Kash Patel shouldn't be in charge of the FBI.
August 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Absolutely peak "the cruelty is the point" here. Kash Patel shouldn't be in charge of the FBI.
This is just lazy scammer nonsense
August 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is just lazy scammer nonsense
