Mike Stemmle
mikestemmle.bsky.social
Mike Stemmle
@mikestemmle.bsky.social
Video game guy. Coffee achiever. Pre-Crisis refugee.
I would add that the only thing worse than slowly killing all the mystery and strangeness in your movie franchise is doing it in a way that makes little to no sense.

That said, I really dug Alien: Earth.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Don’t be this guy, Senator. You know better then to fall for this.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Very cool.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Those are rookie numbers.
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Are you eating barbequed iguana?

Wait, that's not right...
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Begun, this Exododus has.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Only once.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Is this to keep Donald from getting lost?
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Tying healthcare to one's employer is a perversion of both healthcare and the employer/employee relationship. It needs to end.
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Well, that’s a little on the nose.
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I try to imagine you happy.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I realize that sometimes an opinion writer is flummoxed in their search for a fresh take, but sometimes it might be better to run nothing than whatever the f this is.

The pronunciation of Mister Mamdani’s name is bloody phonetic. A six year old could master it. It’s not friggin’ Welsh.
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Chef’s… Kiss.

(Think I wanna dance)
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Giving of strong “Castle Arrrrrgh” vibes here.
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I give it two months before this a real headline.
October 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So, a clown then.

I kid. Slightly.
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Por que no los dos?
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This what happens when Disneyland animatronics escape captivity and are free to pursue their dreams.
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Plot twist: John Oliver was the second person in the room.
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I dunno, maybe it’s the old school dork in me, but all I can see is a Ditko-perfect pre-bite Peter Parker.
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I dunno man… those new “no handjobs in the Doom Buggies” signs seem kinda woke to me.
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Noice!
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
In these times of chaos and uncertainty, it’s comforting to know that, come hell or high water, David Brooks will always find a way to scold Democrats for not playing by Marquess of Queensberry rules with the Nazis.
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Now, now, he might talk like an idiot, and tweet like an idiot, and churn out listicles like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you… he really is an idiot.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Although awful (intentionally so, I suspect, as it conforms to my priors a bit too much), I do think that there’s a dreamlike quality to this footage that would be hard to replicate if you tried to do it by hand.
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM