Mike Sphar
@mikesphar.bsky.social
I have approximate knowledge of many things
The accumulated guests at your Thanksgiving dinner will look at the table and ask "Where is the turkey?" and then all the aunts and uncles will look down and shout 'DROP IT!'...and I'll look up and whisper 'No.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The accumulated guests at your Thanksgiving dinner will look at the table and ask "Where is the turkey?" and then all the aunts and uncles will look down and shout 'DROP IT!'...and I'll look up and whisper 'No.”
Now if I could choose two people to tell the Aristocrats joke…
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Now if I could choose two people to tell the Aristocrats joke…
“You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.”
Bill Clinton endorsing Cuomo...
June 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Bill Clinton endorsing Cuomo...
Training an LLM on its own output is the Human Centipede of AI
June 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Training an LLM on its own output is the Human Centipede of AI
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
((It's not "Hard mode" for me without also excluding Godzilla and Muppets and MST3K))
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
((It's not "Hard mode" for me without also excluding Godzilla and Muppets and MST3K))
April 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
((It's not "Hard mode" for me without also excluding Godzilla and Muppets and MST3K))
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
((It's not "Hard mode" for me without also excluding Godzilla and Muppets and MST3K))
Godzilla fans know The Way
February 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Godzilla fans know The Way
Post a female character you love.
February 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Post a female character you love.
Legitimately one of the funniest things anyone has ever said.
February 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Legitimately one of the funniest things anyone has ever said.
I'm not sure how to interpret this augury
January 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm not sure how to interpret this augury
Me in my echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Me in my echo chamber
In the window of local bookstore ❤️
(Masking the full name just to not put a presumably young person’s full name on the internet without consent)
(Masking the full name just to not put a presumably young person’s full name on the internet without consent)
March 2, 2024 at 7:21 PM
In the window of local bookstore ❤️
(Masking the full name just to not put a presumably young person’s full name on the internet without consent)
(Masking the full name just to not put a presumably young person’s full name on the internet without consent)
Be right back...gotta spice up my kitchen.
November 30, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Be right back...gotta spice up my kitchen.