Michael Scoates
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Michael Scoates
@mikescoates.bsky.social
Supporter of Women's Football
Lewes FC Owner
Minnesota Aurora FC Owner
Glancing at the Women's Champions League table:
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Bit miffed about Arsenal as they know they can do better, but fair play to Man Utd, doing well, tough test in Wolfsburg awaits.
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Grateful for you keeping me sober during tournaments ;) From a fan's perspective, being good enough to make your own luck twice in a row is quite something, though. \0/
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I was born English and live in Wales. Today I are'll be mostly watching football :)
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The club goes quiet. People at the front are Googling. Charles Barnard invents chicken wire. I'm at the back laughing my ass off because my mate made a joke.
October 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm not going to give the usual warnings about correlation, causation and coincidences, I just thought they looked good together ;)
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If anyone wants to pitch #RedRoses Demon Hunters to Netflix I'm all in.
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky.
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Things I love to see.
GET IN RUSSO!
(Been following Alessia Mia Teresa Russo's antics for about 11 years now, never ceases to amaze).
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Set the bar for my online buddy ;)
September 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
#COYR \0/
September 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
September 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Quite excited for this one, Arsenal v newly-promoted London City Lionesses (owned by Michelle Kang). Que sera sera.
Livestream from 13:30 on BBC: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
September 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I enjoy how eclectic my timeline can be. One minute there's a risk of 2 billion people dying, but hey, LCFC may have signed Rick Passmoor.
September 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I started using these a few years back (what IS cash?)
They're aluminium so I get through a couple a year. I find wallets too big and pickpockets seem to like them more.
September 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Lewes FC Women 3 games in. Unbeaten.
*Breaks into 'Feeling Good'*
#UpTheRooks
August 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nice win away from home for @lewesfcwomen.bsky.social
\0/
August 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Chaos theory suggests that wishing a team good luck can have an impact. #GetIn @lewesfcwomen.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Really happy with the new Mini PC, there's a 'redeem' button on Amazon that knocks the price down from £869.96 to £679.96. This is the 1TB SSD 64GB DDR5 with the Ryzen 9 8945HS CPU and integrated graphics, (link an AD-GP1 card if you want 200FPS in Cyberpunk 2077).
August 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
My learn something new every day started with glacial microbes and ended up with 16 Fascinating Facts about Svalbard (and yes, they play football there but that's a whole different search).
www.lifeinnorway.net/svalbard-fac...
August 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'd go with the 574.2 footlong Typhoon sub - £1.99
33,800 tonnes.
Stuffed with 20x RSM-56 Bulava missiles each with 6 multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles - £101,700,000.
Cunningly disguised in Artisan Faragebread.
August 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My 2014 PC (aka 'Marvin') died, 11 years of service, weighed 15 kilos. Meet his replacement, 50 times smaller, 10 times lighter, 100 times more powerful. The GMKtec K11-8945HS-64+1TB, aka 'Tick'.
August 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Unless you're in Scotland.
August 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How many cybercriminals actually wear grey hoodies?
Seems to me they'd never catch you if you wore a lightweight blazer and Chinos.
August 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Could have done without leading with a depressing adverb. Or at least cushioned it with a 'Hi Sophie!' at the start. I made this picture to cheer you up :)
August 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
What you get if you draw a #Borderlands Bruiser with a chainsaw and rotate clockwise 15 degrees.
August 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM