Just let the Mac-on-iPad sickos have this.

Before Apple could say that the iPad just *couldn't* run macOS, but we've seen iPad and Mac hardware converge. It has the same processor. It has a keyboard and trackpad. MacOS increasingly borrows design cues from iOS.

Or, I dunno, just start a new adventure with a different James Bond?

Yeah, I can imagine being port-starved would be a pain in a classroom setting where you need to plug into whatever AV equipment is available.

At this point, the only thing keeping MacOS off the iPad is Apple.

I can get behind pro meaning "the one with ports."

My hope is that Apple eventually caves and lets sickos like me run MacOS on it.

No thanks.

To be accurate to the spirit of the novel, it needs to be directed by a woman staying at a troubled celebrity's Swiss villa during a year without sunlight.

Yes. Anything that needs to announce BE NOT AFRAID when you see it should qualify.