Mike Risley
mikerisley.bsky.social
Mike Risley
@mikerisley.bsky.social
I’m just here for the food.
Me summing up how a coworker has the db laid out.
“Some folks just like to watch the world burn I guess.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hay baby
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I don’t know where we got it from. It’s the old Ranger Cookies recipe. Always made them with my Dad for my Cub Scout bake sales.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Seemed like a cookie baking kind of day.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The furicane. The furnado. The furpocalypse. I don’t know the right term but it gets everywhere. Good thing she’s adorable.
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Wearing my Koga jersey today. It arrived just in time for her first goal for Tottenham and a win. So, maybe it’ll bring the lads some good fortune today as well.
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They’re discussing Y2K at my kid’s campus. One of the first big things I worked on.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
These are okay. Don’t regret it. But also wouldn’t buy them again.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Well, my kid’s team won 5-1, so I’m in a good mood. Polar also enjoyed watching soccer.
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Shrink-flation” can bite me. I refuse to give out the tiny bite sized candy bars. I have full sized in case the kids on our street stop by. But they never do as their parents take them to the one at their church. But you know. Just in case.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What a lovely evening.
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That they’re allowed to get away with BS like this “challenge” followed by grabbing our player by the throat is why Newcastle will always be at the top of my despised teams list.
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Watching Arsenic and Old Lace. Another great Halloween classic.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I think I’m going to use this in game days.
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dropped the kiddo at the airport at 4am to fly back to college. So, running behind this morning. But COYS!
October 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Flipping nightmare fuel painting at a local breakfast spot.
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Beautiful morning for some soccer.
October 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
😃
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wife had a work thing. At least I had a cute date.
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Dog is my copilot. Because she knows all the best tunes.
October 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I don’t understand why my kid insists I ruin perfectly good pancakes by adding chocolate chips to them.

I further don’t understand why my kid insists that I ruin perfectly good chocolate chips but adding them to pancakes. 🤷‍♂️
October 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I may be missing my kiddo*. I can’t believe it’s been two months since I dropped them off at college.

*Name removed to protect the innocent…. the embarrassment of being known to be related to me.
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Tonight we also say goodbye to a wonderful little guinea pig friend. Rest in Piggy Power Kyoto. You were too good for this world.
October 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Huh. Was not expecting that. My first time making bitter melon.
September 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
lol. This is very special. Maybe it’ll help my Spanish at least? I’m not going downtown because Anna is sick and in case I have it too.
September 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM