Michael Culbertson
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Michael Culbertson
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A stupid writer that loves stupid cartoons.(opinions = mine) Support staff on Rick and Morty🤫 Prev. work: Lil Kev, CLONE HIGH, WARPED!, A.P. Bio, Call Your Mother #TAG #PreWGA
Reposted by Michael Culbertson
Thank you to Scott Marder and the writers of #RickandMorty for letting us visit your writers' room! #WGAStrong
September 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Fuck ABC
September 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
would you look at that, I happen to have lunch at 12 PM and I'm working down the street 👀
September 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Marvel editors and VFX contractors after being called in to work OT tonight to string together the most hype Avengers Doomsday teaser for Disney to release in the next week as a distraction
a man wearing headphones is making a face
ALT: a man wearing headphones is making a face
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This country is so far gone that I don't even think the Kimmel news will make a ripple for normal people. They still had to clock into work and stress over bills today so the regime will only get more authoritarian
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
September 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reposted by Michael Culbertson
The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.
September 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
One of numerous examples that reminds me that we all live in different realities is reading Tik Tok comments saying “I was heartbroken to unfollow [white influencer] after they shared sympathy for MAGA🥀”, and then I go to the influencers profile and it’s like… yeah? That’s their entire vibe?
September 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Illumination's Mario is now canonically a Charlie Kirk sympathizer
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
LMAOOOOOOO everyone's broke as fuck
WSJ: Paramount Skydance is preparing a majority cash bid for Warner Bros. Discovery that is backed by the Ellison family.

The bid will be for the entire company, including its cable networks and movie studio

www.wsj.com/business/med...
September 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
September 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
oh fuck another video popped up, he's fucking dead
holy fuck he might actually be dead, that was super precise
September 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
holy fuck he might actually be dead, that was super precise
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There's discourse around Sinners saying the "post-credits" scene should've been moved up into the main movie, despite said scene happening 30 seconds into the credits, and happening soon enough that if you don't have the attention span of a gnat, it flows with the movie anyway

we're cooked man
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
average day in a comedy writers room
September 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Gavin Newsom’s account is gonna break character if/when he dies to share genuine condolences in regular case isn’t he
September 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The problem with modern IP development: "We want to explore new areas of an old franchise!" while being too chicken shit to actually move forward with new faces because of the small chance older audiences don't return, making you wonder who this is even for

Also fuck J.K. Rowling
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Sep 1
Warwick Davis, star of the original Harry Potter movies, will once again play Professor Filius Flitwick in HBO's upcoming Harry Potter TV series. https://bit.ly/3HFvH0C
September 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
August 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
This’ll all be worth it

This’ll all be worth it

This’ll all be worth it

This’ll all be worth it

(Things are going great, no sarcasm)
August 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕
August 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
LAST NIGHT WAS A MOVIE 🤪💯 (ripped two shots of Afrin)
August 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reposted by Michael Culbertson
the reason rightwingers care so much about the cracker barrel logo change and take it as a personal attack is that most conservatives areas don’t have any actual community and the only semblence of identity these days is based around consumption
August 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Yes I am better than you for not using AI to make basic decisions or for therapy. Like, by a significant margin. Even babies engage in enrichment time and they don’t even know they’re alive. Your cognition is lower than a baby’s. Idk what to tell you.
August 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Sorry I didn’t make eye contact and nod at you black king i’m neurodivergent
August 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I give it 7 more months
Chris Pratt is defending his extended family member Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and tackling entrenched partisan political beliefs: "I’d hate to be so mired in hatred for the president that any success from his administration is something I’d be having an allergic reaction to" bit.ly/45Dy2RD
August 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM