That’s Professor Koval
@mikekoval.bsky.social
BLaw Prof @ Salisbury University 🔹tales from the trenches 🔹 how can I brainwash them if they won’t even read the syllabus? 🔹 really just here for the news🔹
Pinned
Billie Jean
Acceptable Kings:
- Regina
- Martin Luther
- B.B.
- Burger
- Regina
- Martin Luther
- B.B.
- Burger
June 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Billie Jean
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The Electric Slide
DO YOU F*CKING GET IT. 😂
I LOVE THESE PEOPLE
DO YOU F*CKING GET IT. 😂
I LOVE THESE PEOPLE
March 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Electric Slide
DO YOU F*CKING GET IT. 😂
I LOVE THESE PEOPLE
DO YOU F*CKING GET IT. 😂
I LOVE THESE PEOPLE
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Hey Democratic Party,
You ain’t raising money until you start raising hell.
Sincerely,
A Huge Portion of Your Supporters
You ain’t raising money until you start raising hell.
Sincerely,
A Huge Portion of Your Supporters
March 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hey Democratic Party,
You ain’t raising money until you start raising hell.
Sincerely,
A Huge Portion of Your Supporters
You ain’t raising money until you start raising hell.
Sincerely,
A Huge Portion of Your Supporters
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Stop calling the “junior faculty”! It’s fine to refer to them as “plebs”!
March 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Stop calling the “junior faculty”! It’s fine to refer to them as “plebs”!
I am in trouble all my shirts have buttons
#AcademicSky
#AcademicSky
February 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I am in trouble all my shirts have buttons
#AcademicSky
#AcademicSky
I told them lawyers use footnotes to cite every source so I shouldn’t be surprised #Academicsky
February 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I told them lawyers use footnotes to cite every source so I shouldn’t be surprised #Academicsky
Grading time!
My mind is at ease #Academicsky
My mind is at ease #Academicsky
February 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Grading time!
My mind is at ease #Academicsky
My mind is at ease #Academicsky
Short and to the point. If only I hadn’t seen them out my office window 10 minutes before class 4/10 #AcademicSky
February 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Short and to the point. If only I hadn’t seen them out my office window 10 minutes before class 4/10 #AcademicSky
I’m not sure how to feel about this 10/10 #AcademicSky
February 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’m not sure how to feel about this 10/10 #AcademicSky
Class doesn’t start for 4 hours start shoveling 6/10 #Academicsky
February 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Class doesn’t start for 4 hours start shoveling 6/10 #Academicsky
February 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Squeeeeee!
Hello, Bluesky. I’m pleased to announce my latest #assdean promotion. To honor my excellence, I had to make the choice to close the university food pantry, but such sacrifices ensure progress. Take comfort in knowing you now have the privilege of my presence here (until the real guys show up).
February 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Squeeeeee!
hmm “not looking good”right before kickoff shows planning, forethought, and self awareness 8/10 #Academicsky
February 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
hmm “not looking good”right before kickoff shows planning, forethought, and self awareness 8/10 #Academicsky
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The Workday transition is going so well. Are finance people definitely aren't tearing their hair out while they eye the door.
January 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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See now this is when on a Monday morning you question the department admin’s motives #AcademicSky
December 9, 2024 at 1:37 PM
See now this is when on a Monday morning you question the department admin’s motives #AcademicSky
Just when you’ve about had it something like this happpens #AcademicSky
December 5, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Just when you’ve about had it something like this happpens #AcademicSky
Show me the women who raised you
November 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Show me the women who raised you
Food poisoning Thanksgiving week is a bold choice 10/10 #AcademicSky
November 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Food poisoning Thanksgiving week is a bold choice 10/10 #AcademicSky
See now that’s more like it 10/10 #AcademicSky
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM
See now that’s more like it 10/10 #AcademicSky