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Mike Goyke
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Mischief. Harmony. Love. ❤️
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🚨 VICTORY VIBES 🚨
SHIRTLESS BEN JOHNSON😂
THATS MY CHICAGO BEARS COACH 🐻⬇️
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Fuck yes, Chicago Bears win once again
a teddy bear is running in front of a boombox
ALT: a teddy bear is running in front of a boombox
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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"An inspired piece of genius."
Los Angeles
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Neat!!
Best Pixies cover I’ve ever heard
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The real problem are the Americans who didn’t vote for anyone
Enough Americans voted for these misfit bastards to make the whole proposition seem in play, however.
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
August 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Mom in 2016: "Oh settle down, you're being ridiculous. Let's just see what happens."
June 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Let them eat cake
2.0
VOTER: “But people will die!” (if you kick them of Medicaid)

ERNST: “Well, we all are going to die.”
May 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Maybe democratic leaders need to make it clear now: if you’re a nation that engaged in absolute corruption with the Trump family, you will absolutely pay a price when he is out of office.

Our people deserve better
May 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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We once lived in a world where Ella Fitzgerald and Karen Carpenter sang together.

Happy Birthday my Ella.
April 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
April 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Who did this?
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oops he did it again.
April 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Congrats. You now own the libs. Nice job.
April 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"These people are humiliating all Americans on a daily basis with their ignorance, bigotry and incompetence. Not a day can go by without them showing the world what massive imbeciles they are, and forcing the world to laugh at us, at best, and grow disdain for us, as far more likely."
April 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
How the fk you gonna buy Greenland when you can't even bribe Wisconsin?
April 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
March 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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In any other administration of the past 80 years, the defense secretary and the national security advisor would, following an equivalent scandal, now resign.
March 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Warner, with Gabbard and Ratcliffe sitting in front of him: "If this was the case of a military officer or an intelligence officer and they had this kind of behavior, they would be fired."
March 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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