@mikecoletta.bsky.social
I do stand-up comedy and host a podcast called Codex: History of Video Games
Our great grandparents, had children to work on their farm.
Our parents had children to help with their IT/password reset issues.
Our parents had children to help with their IT/password reset issues.
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Our great grandparents, had children to work on their farm.
Our parents had children to help with their IT/password reset issues.
Our parents had children to help with their IT/password reset issues.
Inflation? Fine.
Unemployment? Whatever.
The Costco hot dog goes to $1.75?
LET THE PURGE COMMENCE!
Unemployment? Whatever.
The Costco hot dog goes to $1.75?
LET THE PURGE COMMENCE!
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Inflation? Fine.
Unemployment? Whatever.
The Costco hot dog goes to $1.75?
LET THE PURGE COMMENCE!
Unemployment? Whatever.
The Costco hot dog goes to $1.75?
LET THE PURGE COMMENCE!
Me: “I sure do love stand up comedy.”
Depression: “better idea, we watch 8 straight hours of Warhammer 40k lore videos instead.”
Depression: “better idea, we watch 8 straight hours of Warhammer 40k lore videos instead.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me: “I sure do love stand up comedy.”
Depression: “better idea, we watch 8 straight hours of Warhammer 40k lore videos instead.”
Depression: “better idea, we watch 8 straight hours of Warhammer 40k lore videos instead.”
You have to get the Sunday Scaries to feel the Friday Flurries.
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You have to get the Sunday Scaries to feel the Friday Flurries.
My favorite part of the game so far today is when the announcers took a three minute turkey break. #alcs #gomariners
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My favorite part of the game so far today is when the announcers took a three minute turkey break. #alcs #gomariners
Fifteen innings, I love you Mariners.
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Fifteen innings, I love you Mariners.
Dan Wilson looks like Commissioner Gordon and I love it. #gomariners
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Dan Wilson looks like Commissioner Gordon and I love it. #gomariners
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Me when I post online
September 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me when I post online
I don’t need performance enhancing drugs to enjoy trains.
September 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I don’t need performance enhancing drugs to enjoy trains.
After five days in National Parks, I’m starting to think Thanos had some good ideas.
August 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
After five days in National Parks, I’m starting to think Thanos had some good ideas.
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
Make sure to ask your DM how their dungeon’s HVAC system works.
April 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Make sure to ask your DM how their dungeon’s HVAC system works.
I actually have three jobs. My day job, stand-up comedy, and driving my retired mom to the airport every 2-3 weeks.
February 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I actually have three jobs. My day job, stand-up comedy, and driving my retired mom to the airport every 2-3 weeks.
I modded my first Original Xbox. Now it can sit on a shelf and I can ignore it for the rest of my life. Then, every six months, I’ll look at it and think to myself “Hell yeah.”
January 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I modded my first Original Xbox. Now it can sit on a shelf and I can ignore it for the rest of my life. Then, every six months, I’ll look at it and think to myself “Hell yeah.”
This is the look of a cat who knows they’re about to get wet food.
January 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is the look of a cat who knows they’re about to get wet food.
Let me know when you build an AI that stops my parents from calling me when they have issues.
January 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Let me know when you build an AI that stops my parents from calling me when they have issues.
*30 years into the future*
“I just sent you a tweet.”
“Grandpa, what’s a tweet?”
*Grandpa, stares into the distance. A single tear rolls down his cheek.
“I just sent you a tweet.”
“Grandpa, what’s a tweet?”
*Grandpa, stares into the distance. A single tear rolls down his cheek.
January 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*30 years into the future*
“I just sent you a tweet.”
“Grandpa, what’s a tweet?”
*Grandpa, stares into the distance. A single tear rolls down his cheek.
“I just sent you a tweet.”
“Grandpa, what’s a tweet?”
*Grandpa, stares into the distance. A single tear rolls down his cheek.
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I’m playing Stardew like it’s Animal Crossing in 2020
January 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m playing Stardew like it’s Animal Crossing in 2020
Photographer: So what look are going for fellas?
Trump/Vance: We want villain portraits from Mortal Kombat 2.
Trump/Vance: We want villain portraits from Mortal Kombat 2.
January 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Photographer: So what look are going for fellas?
Trump/Vance: We want villain portraits from Mortal Kombat 2.
Trump/Vance: We want villain portraits from Mortal Kombat 2.
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agdq’s crazy taxi run has a mosh pit
January 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
agdq’s crazy taxi run has a mosh pit
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another batch of Christmas cookies was made. In the closet of my bedroom, in the folds of Hawaiian shirts, the Dark Lord Michael’s blood sugar grows.
December 26, 2024 at 8:25 PM
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another batch of Christmas cookies was made. In the closet of my bedroom, in the folds of Hawaiian shirts, the Dark Lord Michael’s blood sugar grows.
Me: Delilah, I was sitting there.
Delilah: Everything in this house is mine.
Delilah: Everything in this house is mine.
December 26, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me: Delilah, I was sitting there.
Delilah: Everything in this house is mine.
Delilah: Everything in this house is mine.