Mike Schreiber
@mikebschreiber.bsky.social
Software developer at Microsoft doing macOS and iOS stuff, formerly Xbox and Apple. Assume I’m skeptical of ${tech fad of the week}. It’s too cold wherever I am.
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I guess since we’re all doing intros:
I’m Mike! I’m an engineer in Seattle focused on Apple platforms, but I’ve dabbled on other clients.
I play trumpet, mostly big band/swing, but occasionally concert band/symphonic stuff.
I like old video games and RPGs.
And my cats are cool and also jerks.
I’m Mike! I’m an engineer in Seattle focused on Apple platforms, but I’ve dabbled on other clients.
I play trumpet, mostly big band/swing, but occasionally concert band/symphonic stuff.
I like old video games and RPGs.
And my cats are cool and also jerks.
I’ve seen this dumb comic a hundred times, but this guy helped me better understand the anger that drives its continuous resharing across conservative corners of the web. Worth a watch, I think.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ve seen this dumb comic a hundred times, but this guy helped me better understand the anger that drives its continuous resharing across conservative corners of the web. Worth a watch, I think.
Gabby Giffords was my representative for years. She was shot in the parking lot of the grocery store I shopped at every week.
Political violence is real, and the calls for it are only getting more flagrant.
Political violence is real, and the calls for it are only getting more flagrant.
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Gabby Giffords was my representative for years. She was shot in the parking lot of the grocery store I shopped at every week.
Political violence is real, and the calls for it are only getting more flagrant.
Political violence is real, and the calls for it are only getting more flagrant.
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The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
Microsoft blocks Israel’s use of its technology in mass surveillance of Palestinians
Exclusive: Tech firm ends military unit’s access to AI and data services after Guardian reveals secret spy project
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
antifa → anti-fa → anti-fascist
so what does it mean to be anti-antifa?
c'mon people, this isn't complicated
so what does it mean to be anti-antifa?
c'mon people, this isn't complicated
Trump escalates crackdown by designating ‘Antifa’ a domestic terror group
Trump escalates crackdown by designating ‘Antifa’ a domestic terror group
It claims ‘Antifa’ is a ‘militarist, anarchist enterprise’
buff.ly
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
antifa → anti-fa → anti-fascist
so what does it mean to be anti-antifa?
c'mon people, this isn't complicated
so what does it mean to be anti-antifa?
c'mon people, this isn't complicated
We used to build shrines to computer. We have desecrated and destroyed their holy places, and they are having their vengeance upon us.
September 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We used to build shrines to computer. We have desecrated and destroyed their holy places, and they are having their vengeance upon us.
Let’s be clear, Kimmel has never been remotely funny or interesting in any way. But fuck every fascist piece of shit who’s celebrating this, or anything else that this garbage administration has been doing to use Charlie Kirk’s murder as an excuse to crack down on people they don’t like.
BREAKING: Walt Disney-owned ABC said it will indefinitely stop airing 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' after remarks the late-night host made about Charlie Kirk's assassination came under harsh criticism from the head of the FCC reut.rs/4nFcP12
September 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Let’s be clear, Kimmel has never been remotely funny or interesting in any way. But fuck every fascist piece of shit who’s celebrating this, or anything else that this garbage administration has been doing to use Charlie Kirk’s murder as an excuse to crack down on people they don’t like.
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The killing of an Arizona evangelical by a Utah Mormon means it's time to crack down on the New York Jews who control our media.
by J.D. Vance
by J.D. Vance
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The killing of an Arizona evangelical by a Utah Mormon means it's time to crack down on the New York Jews who control our media.
by J.D. Vance
by J.D. Vance
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
Happy Labor Day to all who celebrate (read: everyone not trading this from their mega yacht)
September 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy Labor Day to all who celebrate (read: everyone not trading this from their mega yacht)
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Microsoft Implements Return to Work Somewhere Else Policy: tinyurl.com/3wareffr
August 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Microsoft Implements Return to Work Somewhere Else Policy: tinyurl.com/3wareffr
If you watch the show online nowadays, the score's been replaced by some horrible generic trash. Licensing BS strikes again.
I learned two bonkers things about the opening theme song for the original Iron Chef: 1. It was written by Hans Zimmer. 2. It’s called “Show Me Your Firetruck”. [kottke.org]
The Iron Chef Opening Theme Was Composed by Hans Zimmer?
Today I learned that the opening theme song for the original Iron Chef TV program was adapted from a song composed by Hans Zimmer, who has done scores for films like Interstellar, Dune, Blade Runner: 2049, Inception, a
kottke.org
August 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you watch the show online nowadays, the score's been replaced by some horrible generic trash. Licensing BS strikes again.
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yes! adding to this:
* Wikimedia Commons (commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page)
* Flickr, using the filter by license feature (www.flickr.com/search)
* Wikimedia Commons (commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page)
* Flickr, using the filter by license feature (www.flickr.com/search)
August 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
yes! adding to this:
* Wikimedia Commons (commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page)
* Flickr, using the filter by license feature (www.flickr.com/search)
* Wikimedia Commons (commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page)
* Flickr, using the filter by license feature (www.flickr.com/search)
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These kinds of casual heresies are only going to become more frequent. Christianity for Christian nationalists isn’t about theology, orthodoxy, or relationship to the divine. It’s strictly a demarcation line for in- vs out-group, and — like whiteness — is malleable to suit the preservation of power
August 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
These kinds of casual heresies are only going to become more frequent. Christianity for Christian nationalists isn’t about theology, orthodoxy, or relationship to the divine. It’s strictly a demarcation line for in- vs out-group, and — like whiteness — is malleable to suit the preservation of power
If you see this, quote with a title screen that’s iconic to you
August 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you see this, quote with a title screen that’s iconic to you
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why do i feel so bad lately | patreon.com/lubchansky
July 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
why do i feel so bad lately | patreon.com/lubchansky
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ICE is out of control. This is not law enforcement. It is state violence.
July 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ICE is out of control. This is not law enforcement. It is state violence.
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DATES WITH MARIO PRINCESSES:
PEACH - An elegant tea ceremony followed by a walk through a beautiful garden of pink roses.
ROSALINA - Takes you across the universe to see the birth and death of stars.
DAISY - Steals mail from the mail truck and throws it down the sewer. Encourages you to try it.
PEACH - An elegant tea ceremony followed by a walk through a beautiful garden of pink roses.
ROSALINA - Takes you across the universe to see the birth and death of stars.
DAISY - Steals mail from the mail truck and throws it down the sewer. Encourages you to try it.
June 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
DATES WITH MARIO PRINCESSES:
PEACH - An elegant tea ceremony followed by a walk through a beautiful garden of pink roses.
ROSALINA - Takes you across the universe to see the birth and death of stars.
DAISY - Steals mail from the mail truck and throws it down the sewer. Encourages you to try it.
PEACH - An elegant tea ceremony followed by a walk through a beautiful garden of pink roses.
ROSALINA - Takes you across the universe to see the birth and death of stars.
DAISY - Steals mail from the mail truck and throws it down the sewer. Encourages you to try it.
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"The rule of law is not fine, and our constitutional democracy is not fine."
"I'm happy to report I'm just fine. I lost a button. But I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, safe, with my family... At that elevator, I was separated from someone named Edgardo... Edgardo is in ICE detention and he's not going to sleep in his bed tonight."
June 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"The rule of law is not fine, and our constitutional democracy is not fine."