mike_br
@mikebr.bsky.social
anime and chuuba liker, 30+ he/him
fgo: 265,583,716
uma musume: 198 940 356 982
watch maid mint fantome
fgo: 265,583,716
uma musume: 198 940 356 982
watch maid mint fantome
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rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
QRT with your Uma card
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
QRT with your Uma card
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
This is just an FGO b plot
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is just an FGO b plot
The onion rules harder than ever, they should make this a comic
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The onion rules harder than ever, they should make this a comic
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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oh fuck this run went so good, hot springs ticket too
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
oh fuck this run went so good, hot springs ticket too
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Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
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November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Might be the most monstrous thing he's said this year
shouts to Elon for finding a new way to make me hate him, but calling Tetris boring sure as shit did the trick
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Might be the most monstrous thing he's said this year
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nightmare blunt rotation
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
nightmare blunt rotation
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hardest shit i've ever seen
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
hardest shit i've ever seen
okay virgin punk was a sick 30 minute OVA but I am not enough of a movie sicko to sit through an hour of behind the scenes interviews at a theater
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
okay virgin punk was a sick 30 minute OVA but I am not enough of a movie sicko to sit through an hour of behind the scenes interviews at a theater
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TODAY WE'RE GETTING THE FREE UNCAP CRYSTAL IN UMAMUSUME!!! I MADE THIS HANDY CHART ON HOW YOU SHOULD USE IT BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE WILL BE ASKING ME THIS.
-PLEASE- TAKE MY ADVICE, THESE CRYSTALS ARE NOT VERY EASY TO COME BY!!!!
-PLEASE- TAKE MY ADVICE, THESE CRYSTALS ARE NOT VERY EASY TO COME BY!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TODAY WE'RE GETTING THE FREE UNCAP CRYSTAL IN UMAMUSUME!!! I MADE THIS HANDY CHART ON HOW YOU SHOULD USE IT BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE WILL BE ASKING ME THIS.
-PLEASE- TAKE MY ADVICE, THESE CRYSTALS ARE NOT VERY EASY TO COME BY!!!!
-PLEASE- TAKE MY ADVICE, THESE CRYSTALS ARE NOT VERY EASY TO COME BY!!!!
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