I feel like we, as a society, are flavor-blasting the wrong things. Goldfish crackers already have solid flavor. Lets start blasting tofu, spinach, and water chestnuts.

The friendship between two narcissistic manipulators, each plagued by an unsettling superiority complex, is bound to either collapse spectacularly or self-destruct. Time to grab the popcorn.

Hallmark Christmas movie where a girl from NYC goes home for the holidays and meets a small town boy who has definitely never been to Manhattan, certainly not on the morning of December 4, 2024

The good thing about Steven Seagal movies is that you can just turn off the shit and watch something else.

They finally found a way to stop me.

Period

John Lennon: he wear no shoeshine, he got...toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola

Police Sketch Artist: what

Here's where I am right now:

🎵Bastille - "&"
🍩Maple Bar
🎥The Substance
📖Sleeping Beauties
🎮World of Warcraft
📺Somebody Somewhere
🎲Altered TCG
🎸Drawbridge & The Baroness

My post-election anthem.

[Adds to Xmas list]

Any lawyers on here? I want to open a restaurant called "Are Bees Roast Beef Sandwiches?" but I'm afraid I might get sued.