Mighty Macheezmo
@mightymacheezmo.bsky.social
Maybe this one won't turn into a cesspool
If there's no other way to describe the 2024 and beyond Denver Broncos "getting serious" is a solid option. Future is bright.
I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
![Is Your Team Serious? – AFC
AFC East
Bills — very serious (but with Sean McDermott)
Dolphins — not quite serious
Jets — perhaps the most deeply unserious team in professional sports history
Pats — have not been serious in at least five years. it’s great!
AFC North
Bengals — fun! but not serious
Browns — not fun and not serious
Ravens — very fun and very serious
Steelers — not fun; broadly serious but not serious-serious
AFC South — no. absolutely noy. get out of my office.
AFC West
Broncos — getting serious
Chargers — these poor asses rent
Chieves — yes, I would say that the dynastic team is serious
Raiders — let me ask you a question. why do you recognize this shape? [it is a stylized image of Mark Davis’s haircut]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyj5gdgpkql2bz7rbset3h33/bafkreifloe4vavtabtjb6hn765g32mwd4opplmm6ueg6xr5r2uo5ulefuu@jpeg)
January 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If there's no other way to describe the 2024 and beyond Denver Broncos "getting serious" is a solid option. Future is bright.
Lol at all the "1/21 things will be cheap again" posts the old social machines had
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Lol at all the "1/21 things will be cheap again" posts the old social machines had
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the funniest scenario for leaving ichiro off the ballot is just someone from cleveland who’s still mad about the quote and has been waiting for revenge. if that’s the case, respect
January 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
the funniest scenario for leaving ichiro off the ballot is just someone from cleveland who’s still mad about the quote and has been waiting for revenge. if that’s the case, respect
Convinced ~25 other teams are colluding to not sign anyone just so they can cry poor at the Dodgers and to a lesser extent Mets/Yankees
January 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Convinced ~25 other teams are colluding to not sign anyone just so they can cry poor at the Dodgers and to a lesser extent Mets/Yankees
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
What if we kissed at the Jennie Sue Eubanks Cafeteria?
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
What if we kissed at the Jennie Sue Eubanks Cafeteria?
Please never change the chron feed
One huge reason:
Non-chronological being the default made it useless for sports, and whether non-sports people ever realized it or not, sports were what MADE Twitter in the first place.
Non-chronological being the default made it useless for sports, and whether non-sports people ever realized it or not, sports were what MADE Twitter in the first place.
November 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Please never change the chron feed
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I will outsmart the menswear man by simply wearing Big Dogs shirts at all times
November 8, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I will outsmart the menswear man by simply wearing Big Dogs shirts at all times
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one benefit of bluesky
November 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
one benefit of bluesky