Ian Blackout
@mightyblackout.bsky.social
He/him. Jedi. Drunkard. Prophet… swears a bit.
Siri, show me the most convoluted way of promoting a concert of Danny Elfman's music without using the words "DANNY" or "ELFMAN"
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Siri, show me the most convoluted way of promoting a concert of Danny Elfman's music without using the words "DANNY" or "ELFMAN"
Going to assume that 680 of those comments are people posting a pic of the Jim Fixed It For Me badge 👍
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Going to assume that 680 of those comments are people posting a pic of the Jim Fixed It For Me badge 👍
All football to be played with four teams; square pitch, goal on each side; also, knives allowed.
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
All football to be played with four teams; square pitch, goal on each side; also, knives allowed.
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I appear to be getting special offers on human remains
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I appear to be getting special offers on human remains
new reaction pic just dropped
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
new reaction pic just dropped
He's got about six heads, so he never has to blink
October 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
He's got about six heads, so he never has to blink
this sounds as if they cut him right up and scattered him all over the manor, like the proper slahg 'e is.
October 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
this sounds as if they cut him right up and scattered him all over the manor, like the proper slahg 'e is.
Going through some books and found a voucher that’ll come in VERY handy for the old Christmas shopping, thank you! Ka-ching 💷
October 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Going through some books and found a voucher that’ll come in VERY handy for the old Christmas shopping, thank you! Ka-ching 💷
yeah, I know that feeling
September 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
yeah, I know that feeling
Appalling. This wouldn’t have happened in Tom Baker’s day
September 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Appalling. This wouldn’t have happened in Tom Baker’s day
She should have been like Brewster's Millions and put them on a postcard
September 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
She should have been like Brewster's Millions and put them on a postcard
@peteselby.bsky.social Just finished this. It is beautiful. Thank you. And please pass my thanks on to Justin when you’re able 🥃
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@peteselby.bsky.social Just finished this. It is beautiful. Thank you. And please pass my thanks on to Justin when you’re able 🥃
I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.
August 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.
Bloody hell, my local ‘Stones has reintroduced a Horror section. Not huge but lost count of how many yrs I’ve had to sift through Fantasy and Sci-Fi for my gore. Putting this down to the arrival of @johnnymains.co.uk on the shelf (his book not on that shelf, thr red blur is me taking it to the till)
July 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Bloody hell, my local ‘Stones has reintroduced a Horror section. Not huge but lost count of how many yrs I’ve had to sift through Fantasy and Sci-Fi for my gore. Putting this down to the arrival of @johnnymains.co.uk on the shelf (his book not on that shelf, thr red blur is me taking it to the till)
Today it’s time to stare numbly at this again
July 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Today it’s time to stare numbly at this again
wow, a lot must have happened between these films because suddenly warren beatty's in space and he's wearing a hat and
July 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
wow, a lot must have happened between these films because suddenly warren beatty's in space and he's wearing a hat and
It's all since they got that Disney money, man...
July 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's all since they got that Disney money, man...
Three of the greatest things in the world turn 4️⃣0️⃣ this year which I think makes me officially ancient 🤘🥃💀
July 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Three of the greatest things in the world turn 4️⃣0️⃣ this year which I think makes me officially ancient 🤘🥃💀
What I like is that Danny Blue *and* Leatherbound Pounds are both in tonight's Heartbeat, and Leatherbound Pounds in now in Star Wars while Danny Blue is sort of in Star Wars. Very little makes me happy atm this is a fucking win.
June 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What I like is that Danny Blue *and* Leatherbound Pounds are both in tonight's Heartbeat, and Leatherbound Pounds in now in Star Wars while Danny Blue is sort of in Star Wars. Very little makes me happy atm this is a fucking win.
"...because of three in four old people".
June 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"...because of three in four old people".
He’s aware he’s coolly quoting a joke from 26 years ago, right? That knowledge ought to put an end to it 😄
June 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
He’s aware he’s coolly quoting a joke from 26 years ago, right? That knowledge ought to put an end to it 😄