Brain-training, huh?! I usually wait for Loose Women, but I suppose Bargain Hunt will do.

A woman called Oliade has contacted me recently. She doesn't know the source of her name. Don't know whether to trust the bitch so bloody obvs, but need that help for a big auld social experiment.

Well am only able to throw things so stand back a bit.

That is not necessary.

This is despicable. I haven't been able to work for so long that I wonder if I'll get a pension at all
Can you imagine being threatened with homelessness as soon as you reach a pensionable age? Horrific.

Is everyone in the same position? The person due to clean my house is too scared to come near. Rightly so. He broke my ribs in a practical joke that went wrong. Arsehole. Winker. Cunt. But we're related so I suppose I have to forgive him.

I'll send a pic after I've had breakfast. That's the thing with cats. So hard to read.

Pick a Premier Inn in Lewisham, Greenwich, or the West End if you want and I'll sort a night or so with an Uber account for transport. Comfy car door to door included. Know u nd a break.

With difficulty, bit we manage.

Nearest supermarket to you where you can buy all the things from Huel to beans on toast. Determined to do a food shop for you and the boys. Mr Al needs to find a way to get you here for a night or 2.

Literally. Reminds of a twat of a so-called friend who's too busy to give grief counselling until nxt year. Fecker he's trained an all. Calls himself Farter these days. Think he members being a vicar in a past life. Twunt!

Does she not do the cat box thing? There are bags for cats now. A cheap black thing with a zip that goes over the shoulder, left on the floor might work. Used to be cheap from argos or pets at Home.

Need a vet visit here. Rspca have offered but keep losing the phone contact.

Need a pastor just cant stand up today. Anlles swollen after an unexpected encounter on the way to a war memorial. 3 hours with an octogenarian soldier and I'm paying the price.

Bastard. Can't even get an order thru here.
How's Marmite? Tried the cod Liver oil trick for hairballs? Maybe olive oil would do at a push. Just add to wet food and the cat won't even realise. A tiny bit of soft cream cheese helps a tablet go down. Dairylea seems to be favourite but just a little.

Haven't even got the energy to get to someone that really deserves a hug at her loss. But he's an old soldier so it can wait a few days.

Just found out about half if not both sides of the researchable family was a fiction created by a very rich and nasty woman. My real muvver. She wasn't nasty, just very protective.