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really just want to be in a forest with my dog. CO (ex-VA, DC, GA, NJ, etc). pivoting from webdev/digital to geospatial. fka @ClinicEscort. bodily autonomy is still a human right. I liked your post but I'll never Like your post
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michellekb.bsky.social
the vibes are rancid so here’s the dog and his captivating new water buffalo horn.
A smiling cream-colored Samoyed dog with a liver nose lies on a black and white rug gnawing on the narrow tip of a curved brown animal horn that the dog holds upright between his paws.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
"WHAT the FUCK," Zohran-campaign-sign-style
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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From over 7 years ago, the night of Kavanaugh's nomination. I still have the sign, and every single day it becomes only more relevant—to the extent that one can still believe that what's happening is Democratic cowardice and not Democratic complicity
A white woman in glasses stands amid a protest crowd at the Supreme Court at night holding a sign that reads SENATORS FIND YOUR SPINES—THEY'RE STEALING THE COUNTRY
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
we aren’t religious in this family but potatoes are holy communion
A cream-colored (but actually grayish because he played hard in a dusty park today) Samoyed dog politely opens his mouth just enough to allow a hand from out of frame to place a potato peel on his tongue
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
the dog is now fed *and* has been given the extra big water buffalo horn I bought for him today so I’m back to being Best Biped Ever, sorry 2 the rest of u, goodnight
A wide-eyed cream-colored Samoyed dog sits on a teal floral rug next to a cushy green recliner and looks up in awe at a water buffalo horn being held by a white lady’s hand. The horn is twice as long as the hand, easy. You have never seen such a polite and attentive sit in your life.
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
we ended the best dog’s birthday snuggling on the sofa. belly scratches happened. we both felt cute so I’m unlikely to delete. now he’s snoring; sounds like bedtime. 🤍☁️
A middle-aged white woman in glasses and jeans is lying on an implied sofa with a navy blue graphic print pillow and an upside down cream-colored Samoyed dog. Both are looking at the camera with small smiles. A teal floral rug and a wooden trunk with a pile of mail on it are visible in the background.
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
also I didn’t think to share pumpkin day video when that happened this week but here’s a small taste, as it were
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
dogs who are good on their birthdays get taken out for ice cream with nano-Milk-Bone and peanut butter cookie sprinkles
A cream-colored Samoyed dog sits on a red metal bench in front of the plate glass window of a cookie shop. The dog is taking a bite of the contents (ice cream, crumbled cookies, and tiny Milk-Bone dog biscuits) of a small plastic cup being held by a hand from out of frame.
October 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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four-second horror film, for the fourth birthday of my spooky-szn boycloud
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
michellekb.bsky.social
discourse tax
A smiling cream-colored Samoyed dog with a long tongue dangling out the side of his mouth steps over some fallen plant life on a hillside of golden-colored grasses and weeds in late-afternoon light. Evergreen trees in the middle distance are backlit by the low sun, and in the background several layers of mountain landskein stand pointy against the sky.
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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looking very proud of himself for having protested today (and for not melting down over the horse with NO KINGS written on its butt that led the march)
A smiling, panting cream-colored Samoyed dog sits on a tree planter wearing a sign that reads F*CK TRUMP in rainbow glitter letters
October 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I'm tasked with bringing toppings for a chili potluck but idk what "shredded cheese for 10" looks like so I asked the internet for a little help and that was entirely my bad
Google: how much is enough shredded cheese to go on top of a bowl of chili AI Overview: A good starting amount is about 1/2 to 1 cup of shredded cheese per bowl of chili, depending on your preference for cheesiness. A larger serving, such as 1.5 cups, is often used for a whole pot of chili, so a single bowl would be a fraction of that. For a generous topping: Use 1/2 to 1 cup of shredded cheese per bowl, adjusting to your taste.
October 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
I’m not saying you should go with welding just because you can buy cute helmets, I’m just saying look at this one. (Seriously though: very sorry to hear this and hope you land on your feet, no helmet needed, soonest.)
Miller brand welding helmet in shades of delicate pink with cherry blossoms printed on it.
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
michellekb.bsky.social
vibes are off. have a Samoyed
A cream-colored, pink-nosed Samoyed dog stands on grass and dirt mostly covered with yellow and brown leaves. A long, stout, straight stick is between the dog’s jaws from somewhere off-camera. There’s some visible tongue. The dog appears to be concentrating very hard on chomping.
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
refactoring the straps & hardware on my riot cloud’s protest gear provides the rare opportunity to see all four sign flavors separate but together. (considering retiring Free Hugs. there’s too much to be mad at; people always want pictures of the spicy sides; his face & floof say ‘free hugs’ anyway)
A smiling cream-colored Samoyed dog lies on a teal floral rug. Four handcrafted signs lie top-to-bottom in a column whose top rests against the dog’s side. Each sign is made up of glittering letters in rainbow colors on an aqua background with lavender borders. They read, top to bottom: FREE HUGS; F*CK TRUMP; F*CK M*SK; F*CK ICE
October 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
the *validation* when the doctor gasps when you show her the thing! but the boycloud remains deeply skeptical of my (our 😭) sudden sedentary turn. who wants to come wrestle my dog
POV u r in a sage green chenille recliner, being given a medium-hard stare by a cream-colored, pink-nosed Samoyed dog who is lying in Sphinx position on a teal floral rug. Your feet are on the elevated footrest. Your left foot is in a walking boot.
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
michellekb.bsky.social
Please enjoy sixty seconds of my dog standing in the river chewing on a stick. No really—PLEASE enjoy it. Because going to that spot today cost me another goddamned ankle sprain. I made it home eventually but said ankle is enormous and loud and nobody has ever felt sorrier for herself than I do now
September 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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testing out the Flashes app. peak foliage 4 u!!! (below Berthoud Pass, yesterday)
A smiling cream-colored Samoyed dog stands on a roadside slope beneath a mountainside that’s about 35% evergreen and 65% blazing golden aspen. The sky is super cloudy.
September 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
michellekb.bsky.social
dinner at El Rancho 😏 (it’s listed as a “parking lot” now in Google Maps? big oof)
A person’s hand holds out a blue silicone dog bowl full of kibble to a white-ish Samoyed dog with a pink nose and a serious expression. POV from driver’s seat in a car moderately littered with road-day accoutrements: Yeti tumbler, a stout cooler, a backpack, a warm fleecey jacket, a crumpled brown paper bag and the dead soldier of a chocolate milkshake from four towns back, the atlas what lives wedged next to the passenger seat. Outside the vehicle’s windows: a brewery, a few lights on, but with zero people or even other cars outside.
September 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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in retrospect, and considering the absolute state of the timeline, it was selfish and gatekeeping of me to have sent to only the group chat this pic from earlier of my 70-pound dog stuffing himself underneath a bed to retrieve a wayward ball
A dog's very fluffy cream-colored rear end and tail, plus ankles and paw pads, are visible as he pushes himself on his back toes underneath a bed, trying to reach something underneath it. The bed has a white skirt, a teal pillow, and a white bedspread with a blue-and-gold botanical print. The bed is on a gray, blue and gold rug. The walls are dark blue.
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED FIZZGIG
A cream-colored Samoyed dog sits very upright, looking up and over his left shoulder at the camera, on a black and white rug over an orangey pine floor.
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
michellekb.bsky.social
I’m a little muddy now since it’s been rainy, but apart from that, the ROI here is really solid
A fluffy cream-colored Samoyed dog is pulling a toy of interlocked blue and orange rubber rings which is being pulled from its other end by a person, visible only as hand and forearm. They’re outside on a very patchy yard and behind them are a bunch of buckets and garden planters with things growing in them. The dog’s tail is curled alertly over his back, and he does not look like he’s going to give up the tug toy anytime soon.
August 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
michellekb.bsky.social
Liam Pagán @ DLR in 2024 sums it up even better: "Stochastic terrorism is an expedient form of dealing with political opponents because, due to [1A] incitement jurisprudence, speakers who say inciteful things remain legally insulated from accountability for the result" drexel.edu/law/lawrevie...
August 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
michellekb.bsky.social
a real outgoing message from my life

and how's YOUR night
A sent message in a blue bubble: "The fucking skunk waited until the first time I EVER had FIVE DOGS in this yard" and underneath "Now" beside two circled checkmarks
August 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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the internet is so very cooked. BEST BLUSHES FOR WAVY SKIN, said the mutant hairbrush
a screen capture of a video thumbnail on like a search results page. the caption is "Best Brushes For Fine Wavy Hair at Callum Winter-irving blog" [sic] but the in-image text depicted in the thumbnail reads "BEST BLUSHES FOR WAVY SKIN" and there's images of a couple plausible hairbrushes and then one that looks like if your recently-harvested kidney grew flexible steel smooth-tipped teeth, all of which hover against a background that doesn't quite depict anything but you can imagine it's what you get when AI ingests then horks back up images of warm wooden shelving and neutral-toned tile.
August 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM