Michelle Markel
@michelle1markel.bsky.social
Countless disparate notes and an info-hoarding problem which I justify like grandpa did with his pull tab collection: It’ll come in handy someday
This seems incredibly on-brand, actually 🤣
May 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This seems incredibly on-brand, actually 🤣
Foreign-made movies are a national security threat now?
Where are Stallone, Gibson, and Voight because this terrifying situation sounds like just the job for his crack team of Hollywood ambassadors to handle
Where are Stallone, Gibson, and Voight because this terrifying situation sounds like just the job for his crack team of Hollywood ambassadors to handle
May 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Foreign-made movies are a national security threat now?
Where are Stallone, Gibson, and Voight because this terrifying situation sounds like just the job for his crack team of Hollywood ambassadors to handle
Where are Stallone, Gibson, and Voight because this terrifying situation sounds like just the job for his crack team of Hollywood ambassadors to handle
Gorgeous shot! Here’s a sunset from Santander, Colombia! 😄
February 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Gorgeous shot! Here’s a sunset from Santander, Colombia! 😄
I guess Google finally changed their old tired motto of ‘Don’t be evil’ to ‘Evil is cool if it protects my billions’
Guess I wont be doing any more reviews as a Local Guide.. although I do have some words about the Gulf of America 🤬
Guess I wont be doing any more reviews as a Local Guide.. although I do have some words about the Gulf of America 🤬
February 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I guess Google finally changed their old tired motto of ‘Don’t be evil’ to ‘Evil is cool if it protects my billions’
Guess I wont be doing any more reviews as a Local Guide.. although I do have some words about the Gulf of America 🤬
Guess I wont be doing any more reviews as a Local Guide.. although I do have some words about the Gulf of America 🤬
Wondering if this is where all those cheap US eggs that were promised are..
getting them for around $0.15 each in Colombia
getting them for around $0.15 each in Colombia
February 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Wondering if this is where all those cheap US eggs that were promised are..
getting them for around $0.15 each in Colombia
getting them for around $0.15 each in Colombia
Another day, another flood of news detailing the atrocities being committed against democracy as a nation gets dismantled, mostly by an unelected freak who wants to Make Apartheid Great Again. It’s exhausting, but I remain optimistic, because LOVE is the Law, Love above All.
February 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Another day, another flood of news detailing the atrocities being committed against democracy as a nation gets dismantled, mostly by an unelected freak who wants to Make Apartheid Great Again. It’s exhausting, but I remain optimistic, because LOVE is the Law, Love above All.
When your kids’ dental hygienist has been hitting the nitrous a bit too hard between jobs.. WTAF
If you live in Columbus, Ohio, might wanna be careful.. would hate for your (DEI) kids to get chipped when you think they’re just getting their teeth cleaned.
If you live in Columbus, Ohio, might wanna be careful.. would hate for your (DEI) kids to get chipped when you think they’re just getting their teeth cleaned.
February 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When your kids’ dental hygienist has been hitting the nitrous a bit too hard between jobs.. WTAF
If you live in Columbus, Ohio, might wanna be careful.. would hate for your (DEI) kids to get chipped when you think they’re just getting their teeth cleaned.
If you live in Columbus, Ohio, might wanna be careful.. would hate for your (DEI) kids to get chipped when you think they’re just getting their teeth cleaned.
1. How fucked up is ICE trying to scoop immigrants at Disneyland
2. Why would they think any of the immigrants they're targeting can afford the garage to Disneyland
2. Why would they think any of the immigrants they're targeting can afford the garage to Disneyland
February 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
1. How fucked up is ICE trying to scoop immigrants at Disneyland
2. Why would they think any of the immigrants they're targeting can afford the garage to Disneyland
2. Why would they think any of the immigrants they're targeting can afford the garage to Disneyland
The fuck?!
Theoretically our elected officials are servants of their constituents. While in practice this rarely happens, now it’s going to be a fucking felony to go against Dear Leader?
Ummm CHECKS AND BALANCES, bitches
Theoretically our elected officials are servants of their constituents. While in practice this rarely happens, now it’s going to be a fucking felony to go against Dear Leader?
Ummm CHECKS AND BALANCES, bitches
January 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The fuck?!
Theoretically our elected officials are servants of their constituents. While in practice this rarely happens, now it’s going to be a fucking felony to go against Dear Leader?
Ummm CHECKS AND BALANCES, bitches
Theoretically our elected officials are servants of their constituents. While in practice this rarely happens, now it’s going to be a fucking felony to go against Dear Leader?
Ummm CHECKS AND BALANCES, bitches
I never get sick of the view from my bathroom.. if my toilet were higher I could call it ‘a poo with a view’
January 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I never get sick of the view from my bathroom.. if my toilet were higher I could call it ‘a poo with a view’
This vibe right here
January 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This vibe right here
I just checked and it’s still the Gulf of Mexico, but I’m in Colombia 🤷🏻♀️
January 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I just checked and it’s still the Gulf of Mexico, but I’m in Colombia 🤷🏻♀️
I have to say, as a veteran of countless flame wars it’s hard sometimes not to engage, but my peace of mind sure does love the Bluesky culture of stop, block, and roll
January 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I have to say, as a veteran of countless flame wars it’s hard sometimes not to engage, but my peace of mind sure does love the Bluesky culture of stop, block, and roll
Meanwhile, in Colombia, I pay $0.15 per egg that wasn’t factory-farmed and so doesn’t make me sick, $0.85 for a baller baguette, and today, less than 2.75 for a round of cheese, a block of panela (unprocessed sugar) and 2 huge bananas.. How those grocery prices doing in the US these days?
January 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Meanwhile, in Colombia, I pay $0.15 per egg that wasn’t factory-farmed and so doesn’t make me sick, $0.85 for a baller baguette, and today, less than 2.75 for a round of cheese, a block of panela (unprocessed sugar) and 2 huge bananas.. How those grocery prices doing in the US these days?
I’m currently in Colombia and it has taken me my whole life to find this country that I love so much it feels like home in a way no other place has. If Cheetofuckinglini spoils this I’m gonna come unglued. I’m only on a tourist permit and still claim Petro as my president before that mess in the US
January 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’m currently in Colombia and it has taken me my whole life to find this country that I love so much it feels like home in a way no other place has. If Cheetofuckinglini spoils this I’m gonna come unglued. I’m only on a tourist permit and still claim Petro as my president before that mess in the US
Found without artist credit but too true to not share
January 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Found without artist credit but too true to not share
Oh but it gets better (h/t @redrebel.bsky.social )
January 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Oh but it gets better (h/t @redrebel.bsky.social )
Add The Economist to the list of mainstream media shitting all over themselves to pander to the convicted felon making snail tracks all over the WHITE House rn 🤮
January 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Add The Economist to the list of mainstream media shitting all over themselves to pander to the convicted felon making snail tracks all over the WHITE House rn 🤮
Remarkably, today’s Sabian Symbol is Aquarius 1 - ‘An old adobe mission.’
The scope is: ‘Building structures of survival with your group.’
‘It is almost inevitable that we will at some point be called upon to defend and protect what we think of as home, family, and community’
That time has come.
The scope is: ‘Building structures of survival with your group.’
‘It is almost inevitable that we will at some point be called upon to defend and protect what we think of as home, family, and community’
That time has come.
January 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Remarkably, today’s Sabian Symbol is Aquarius 1 - ‘An old adobe mission.’
The scope is: ‘Building structures of survival with your group.’
‘It is almost inevitable that we will at some point be called upon to defend and protect what we think of as home, family, and community’
That time has come.
The scope is: ‘Building structures of survival with your group.’
‘It is almost inevitable that we will at some point be called upon to defend and protect what we think of as home, family, and community’
That time has come.
About the best capsule summary of the current situation I can imagine
January 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
About the best capsule summary of the current situation I can imagine
Settle down, Wichita 😆🤣
January 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Settle down, Wichita 😆🤣
This seems on point for 2025 so far 😖
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January 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This seems on point for 2025 so far 😖
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