Michael Turk
@michaelturk.bsky.social
Quayle2K, Bush-Cheney '04, Fred '08 and 2X RNC survivor. Reformed political hack. Former Republican. All opinions are my own, but should be yours. They are 100% correct, I assure you. I'm huge in Belgium.
Why do you want me to think it tastes like Ed Sheeran?
August 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Why do you want me to think it tastes like Ed Sheeran?
You know what they say, "Let he who has never whipped his dick out on a Zoom call after knocking up his coworker's daughter cast the first stone."
December 3, 2024 at 8:05 PM
You know what they say, "Let he who has never whipped his dick out on a Zoom call after knocking up his coworker's daughter cast the first stone."
Don’t worry, Rudy. Now is your chance to show everyone how just a little hard work will make you a millionaire again.
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Don’t worry, Rudy. Now is your chance to show everyone how just a little hard work will make you a millionaire again.
Post you from a different era.
November 20, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Post you from a different era.
When MTG and I are in agreement, we have entered a weird timeline. But fuck it. If we’re gonna burn down Washington, let’s leave no institution standing. Release it all.
November 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
When MTG and I are in agreement, we have entered a weird timeline. But fuck it. If we’re gonna burn down Washington, let’s leave no institution standing. Release it all.
IBM PC AT. Super high end. Had the 10 MB hard drive AND the 5 1/4” floppy. 😂
November 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
IBM PC AT. Super high end. Had the 10 MB hard drive AND the 5 1/4” floppy. 😂
Post a picture you took to bring some Zen into the zone.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Post a picture you took to bring some Zen into the zone.
Out of seven cabinet level picks so far, 43% have been accused of sexual assault and/or trafficking.
November 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Out of seven cabinet level picks so far, 43% have been accused of sexual assault and/or trafficking.
I didn’t know this was a career choice. I’d like a word with my guidance counselor.
November 14, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I didn’t know this was a career choice. I’d like a word with my guidance counselor.
Frankly, it’s just amazing how all of the qualified people so far are white. What are the odds?
November 14, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Frankly, it’s just amazing how all of the qualified people so far are white. What are the odds?
The lineup for Welcome to Rockville looks sick. I’d buy tickets, but I’m fairly certain I’ll be in a detention camp for political dissidents by then.
November 14, 2024 at 8:26 PM
The lineup for Welcome to Rockville looks sick. I’d buy tickets, but I’m fairly certain I’ll be in a detention camp for political dissidents by then.
This is Jax. Take a break from your doomscrolling and tell him he’s the goodest boy.
November 14, 2024 at 4:45 PM
This is Jax. Take a break from your doomscrolling and tell him he’s the goodest boy.
