Michael
@michaelrozumesq.bsky.social
39, he/him, under 18 🚫🚫
Family law attorney
Rescue beagle/basset dad
Florida man - a little blue dot in Tampa Bay
Sarcasm is my main language
🇬🇷🏳️🌈🇵🇸
Family law attorney
Rescue beagle/basset dad
Florida man - a little blue dot in Tampa Bay
Sarcasm is my main language
🇬🇷🏳️🌈🇵🇸
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Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.
February 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.
Dear world: please give up on us. Sanction the shit out of the USA now! Our government is not helping. We are falling into fascism like a rock from the top of the Empire State Building and when that rock lands it will blow up your economies too. Call your reps. Ours aren’t listening!
February 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Dear world: please give up on us. Sanction the shit out of the USA now! Our government is not helping. We are falling into fascism like a rock from the top of the Empire State Building and when that rock lands it will blow up your economies too. Call your reps. Ours aren’t listening!
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🧵 👋 I'm a political scientist who wrote a book about the recent collapse of two democracies (Egypt & Tunisia).
Given the anxieties of today, let me present a 🧵 with thoughts & resources for:
WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DEMOCRACY COLLAPSES:
Given the anxieties of today, let me present a 🧵 with thoughts & resources for:
WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DEMOCRACY COLLAPSES:
January 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
🧵 👋 I'm a political scientist who wrote a book about the recent collapse of two democracies (Egypt & Tunisia).
Given the anxieties of today, let me present a 🧵 with thoughts & resources for:
WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DEMOCRACY COLLAPSES:
Given the anxieties of today, let me present a 🧵 with thoughts & resources for:
WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DEMOCRACY COLLAPSES:
What is my type: probably unstable and def has a leg tattoo.
January 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What is my type: probably unstable and def has a leg tattoo.
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Because they’re Black, they must be looting? This isn’t an honest mistake.
Spread truth, not lies: These folks weren’t looters. This footage is from KTLA, where the homeowner explained that her brothers & friends were helping her move belongings out of her burned house.
(Her interview in the 🧵)
Spread truth, not lies: These folks weren’t looters. This footage is from KTLA, where the homeowner explained that her brothers & friends were helping her move belongings out of her burned house.
(Her interview in the 🧵)
January 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Because they’re Black, they must be looting? This isn’t an honest mistake.
Spread truth, not lies: These folks weren’t looters. This footage is from KTLA, where the homeowner explained that her brothers & friends were helping her move belongings out of her burned house.
(Her interview in the 🧵)
Spread truth, not lies: These folks weren’t looters. This footage is from KTLA, where the homeowner explained that her brothers & friends were helping her move belongings out of her burned house.
(Her interview in the 🧵)
In 2025 I am going to be the best person ever! (**definition of “best person” to be revealed at a later, convenient date; like when Taylor swift releases an album)
January 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
In 2025 I am going to be the best person ever! (**definition of “best person” to be revealed at a later, convenient date; like when Taylor swift releases an album)
The bots are botting.
January 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The bots are botting.
Moon on the lake last night.
December 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Moon on the lake last night.
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So I love coming here bc I’m still kinda working on the whole body positivity thing. I hate the way I look right now. I’m working on it. But seeing so many people embrace all different types of bodies is so refreshing. It’s not a non stop ab fest of cover boys. And I like that.
December 5, 2024 at 9:01 PM
So I love coming here bc I’m still kinda working on the whole body positivity thing. I hate the way I look right now. I’m working on it. But seeing so many people embrace all different types of bodies is so refreshing. It’s not a non stop ab fest of cover boys. And I like that.
Didn’t conservative media and even some other media do alllll these reports about Gen Z bringing their parents to their interviews. Bc we got mama musk and sec of defenses mom….. could you imagine if Pete Buttigiegs mom was calling senators to get him confirmed? The headlines would be insane.
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Didn’t conservative media and even some other media do alllll these reports about Gen Z bringing their parents to their interviews. Bc we got mama musk and sec of defenses mom….. could you imagine if Pete Buttigiegs mom was calling senators to get him confirmed? The headlines would be insane.
I’m taking a snow day! It’s not snowing. I live in Florida. It’s just below 60 and I cannot function
December 3, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I’m taking a snow day! It’s not snowing. I live in Florida. It’s just below 60 and I cannot function
Can we all boycott paying taxes next year? Like didn’t we JUST do that a week ago or something. How is it December?
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Can we all boycott paying taxes next year? Like didn’t we JUST do that a week ago or something. How is it December?
Does anyone have the name of Gwen Stefani’s plastic surgeon? Because…. How!?
November 14, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Does anyone have the name of Gwen Stefani’s plastic surgeon? Because…. How!?
Online shopping is the only thing keeping me above water right now 🫠🫠
November 13, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Online shopping is the only thing keeping me above water right now 🫠🫠
It’s my birthday!!!!!
a woman wearing a party hat is sitting at a table with a bowl of christmas decorations .
ALT: a woman wearing a party hat is sitting at a table with a bowl of christmas decorations .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 3:21 PM
It’s my birthday!!!!!
Wait there is ween here? lol no one told me
November 13, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Wait there is ween here? lol no one told me
Just some dog content for your viewing pleasure: making his Bluesky debut: Everett!
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November 12, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Just some dog content for your viewing pleasure: making his Bluesky debut: Everett!
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I hear that Bluesky has added 1M new users in the last week. Welcome!
If any of you are looking for me, I'm here.🙋🏻♂️
If any of you are looking for me, I'm here.🙋🏻♂️
November 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I hear that Bluesky has added 1M new users in the last week. Welcome!
If any of you are looking for me, I'm here.🙋🏻♂️
If any of you are looking for me, I'm here.🙋🏻♂️
Give me a little grace as I figure out Bluesky! I follow back!
November 12, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Give me a little grace as I figure out Bluesky! I follow back!