Michael Pachter
michaelpachter.bsky.social
Michael Pachter
@michaelpachter.bsky.social
Proud to be woke because I care about social justice. Paying taxes is a high class problem. Vote because you care about others and recognize that other people can do well and make society better
Vance is 6’2”. Trump is noticeably shorter, by probably 2 inches, so probably not 6’3”
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Note the time period is since Trump took office. Inflation was on the way down till April 2, when he arbitrarily and illegally imposed tariffs on virtually all imports. Trump single-handedly caused prices to rise
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s almost like something happened in early April to drive prices higher

Narrator: Trump began his tariff nonsense on April 2
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Getting ready for the onslaught
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My neighbor going all out for Halloween
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There’s still time to buy full-sized candy bars for Halloween. BE THAT HOUSE if you can afford to be. Guaranteed entry to heaven
October 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I moved here in 2007 and had 200 the first year and ran out at 8 pm. Then 400 (8:30) and 600 most years. Last year, 720 and we had 20 left over at 9:30. Gambling that 696 is enough
October 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“The hottest economy”
—Trump
October 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Say it isn’t so 👇
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Totally normal stuff.
September 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is my boat. Taking JD Vance’s advice and won’t be going fishing anywhere near Venezuela

Three acts of war so far and no proof that these were narcoterrorists (or enemies of any kind

Killings like these are actual war crimes
September 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Why I give out full sized candy bars on Halloween 👇
September 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Price hike on candy coming September 15. Buy full sized candy bars early and BE THAT HOUSE for Halloween

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social — Candy corn goes on sale 11/01
September 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nobel Peace Prize NOW!!!
September 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
September 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I accidentally opened Xitter and saw this
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Terence Stamp is no longer with us, just a phenomenal actor. This is my favorite of his roles, and a top 10 all-time film in my book
August 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
August 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
3rd of July in Long Beach
July 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Going through boxes of cool stuff and found the coolest collector’s item @garywhitta.com
June 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
June 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This has to be AI:
June 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
On the porch for the first time all year and thinking of Halloween
May 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This tweet acknowledges that China is not paying the tariffs
May 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM