Where does one get shorts from at this time of year. Have just been invited to hang out in the UAE for a couple of weeks by a business contact but haven't purchased summer-wear since 2006/07 financial year.

Ideas would be appreciated 👍

I only sign three things.
Expenses claims
(Junior) ministerial letters
And petitions calling for Starmer to quit
#NoStarmergeddon #TimeIsUp

Just had an afternoon nap after a big steak lunch with a couple of business pals. Had a terrible nightmare that labour had won the general election, hiked taxes, and killed off the family farm. Thank god the British electorate saw sense and didn't send Starmer to downing street. #Timeisup

If all your friends are shits, you start to smell.
If all your friends are stars, you start to shine.
#Motivation #UKPolitics #DiaryofaCFO

A lot of people have been asking my opinion on the whole farmers-tax/Clarkson thing, and it's fair to say I have a nuanced view.
Firstly, I am against the tax. Not only will this hit family farms hard, but it will have an inconvenient effect on lots of my friends who own agricultural land.
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Just been told by a foreign office insider that David Lammy drinks Aptamil follow on milk every morning.

That says everything about this labour government. #TimeForChange #UKPolitics

In 2014 I went for fondue with William Hague. As he dripped cheese down his front, he said:
"Mike, China is like camembert. When warm it's lovely, cold it's an absolute b-one-tch."

Starmer needs to remember that.

Just joined BlueSky.
Many years ago I said Twitter wouldn't catch on, and, long story short, I've been proved right. Big shout out to @Kemi Badenoch for bringing some much needed Tory flair to the platform.

For those who wonder who I am, in 40 characters, ex-MP, ex-(junior)Minister,nowinfinance.