Michael Internet Unofficial
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Michael Internet Unofficial
@michaelinternetunf.bsky.social
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I believe people in the 2010s posting those obviously fake "everyone clapped" genre of stories as truth is why we live in an age of unrelenting misinformation today

my point is that I was right to constantly call them dumb and fake whenever I saw them, reply with eyeroll emojis etc
September 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
People say "this character is such a good depiction of PTSD" and it's a character with less subtlety than the Tasmanian Devil
July 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
why did we let redditers convince us "characters have a dance party at the end credits" is bad, it should come back for cartoons and they should do it for live action movies too
July 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Heard there was an anti-king protest recently but don't worry, I'm safe 💪👑
June 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Well-versed in the healing power of laughter but also the forbidden killing power of laughter
June 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Fantasy writing communities the last 15 years:

"It's okay if your writing is generic and riddled with cliches because it's actually impossible to have a new idea. There's nothing new under the sun"

The same communities today:

"I showed someone my writing and they thought it was written by AI :( "
June 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My thoughts are "this post sucks"
There are a lot of critiques of LLMs that I agree with but "they suck and aren't useful" doesn't really hold water.

I understand people not using them because of social, economic, and environmental concerns. And I also understand people using them because they can be very useful.

Thoughts?
April 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
walk as if each step is high-fiving the earth with your foot
March 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
making a fortune doing "index finger mustache tattoo" removal
March 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
When the "how often do men think about the roman empire" thing was going around I didn't really get it because my answer was apparently less than the average, but if it was about how often do I think about the paleolithic caveman era then the answer is literally daily
March 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
thinking of getting really into "hang loose 🤙"
March 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"I don't see race"

-guy who got bad seats at the racetrack
February 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Chunky Salsa has gotten very sick. He's been in the hospital overnight three times (for a total of about 9 days, iirc). We're in deep and need help to continue care.

Anything helps, including sharing.

gofund.me/e5593e33
Donate to Help Chunky Salsa Fight for His Life, organized by Leigh-Ann Sjögren
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gofund.me
February 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Carry wood, chop water
February 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's kind of a balance issue that bears are so fast in addition to being so strong
February 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Michael-coded characters:

-Superman
-Roger Rabbit
-Jake the Dog
-Purple Pikmin
January 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
January 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished.
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
January 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
this is meant to be a politically neutral question

but do you think Donald Trump knows about Skibidi Toilet
January 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
all it takes for Cringe to succeed is for the Based to do nothing
January 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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There are people on this website who legitimately want you to put /s on the end of every joke and that is simply a dark world we must never entertain even the possibility of
January 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"Washington" is an appropriate name considering they all need their damn mouths "wash"ed out with soap!

#politics
January 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
alignment: g̶o̶o̶d̶ great
December 2, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Bazingo (masculine form of the name Bazinga)
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
the only time I ever cared about the number on the scale is when I wanted to weigh myself before and after getting a haircut to see how many pounds of hair they took off
July 3, 2024 at 3:06 AM