Friends with benefits? Like what, 401k? Dental?

(To the tune of Shakira’s “She-Wolf”)

🎶There’s a tapeworm in my stomach🎶

My Big Fast Furious Wedding

🎶It’s you, hi
You’re the problem, it’s you🎶

Speculum??? I hardly know ‘im!

ANNIE: I’m poor as a mouse!
WARBUCKS: I’m richer than Midas!
ANNIE: We’re floating on air!
WARBUCKS: I’ve got gingivitis!

🎶I said maybeeeee you’re gonna be the one that saves meeeee, ‘cause after aaaaaaaall, you’re my Thunderbaaaaall🎶

Stitchfix™️ helped me pick the most boring outfit I’ve ever worn. Thanks, Stitchfix™️!

First of all, I thought Piper Laurie died 20 years ago. Second of all, RIP Piper Laurie, a truly singular talent who starred in some of my all-time faves, and who I’ve apparently been missing out on for 20 years.

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Boudoir

The way I am about the director’s cut of “Little Shop of Horrors” is the way straight guys are about the Snyder Cut of “Justice League” (insufferable)

So, uh…. I guess this is my Tw*tter now?