Michael is Online
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Austin Powers VTuber. Recently ate a sandwich.
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Donald Trump was on the Jabba the Hutt pleasure barge logs
September 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Donald Trump was on the Jabba the Hutt pleasure barge logs
Matty Cash thank fuck someone scored a goal
September 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Matty Cash thank fuck someone scored a goal
Looking at JDM import sites. Yeah I’m thinking it’s midlife crisis time
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Looking at JDM import sites. Yeah I’m thinking it’s midlife crisis time
Thinking about all the hot dog weekend pictures im missing because nobody can post
May 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Thinking about all the hot dog weekend pictures im missing because nobody can post
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if you’re a fan of FUN and GAMES check out my new thing: Saturday Night Five, where chat pays me to do things in fives, happening once a month on twitch.tv/libtron
April 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
if you’re a fan of FUN and GAMES check out my new thing: Saturday Night Five, where chat pays me to do things in fives, happening once a month on twitch.tv/libtron
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
Between the Weber/Blackstone merger deal and Costco changing diaper supplier, this has been the biggest Dad News week in literally my entire life
December 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Between the Weber/Blackstone merger deal and Costco changing diaper supplier, this has been the biggest Dad News week in literally my entire life
among the most critical jobs of the father is eating toast crusts
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 AM
among the most critical jobs of the father is eating toast crusts
Rumors I went “unc mode” yesterday are unsubstantiated
November 29, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Rumors I went “unc mode” yesterday are unsubstantiated
Pie crusts start today for thanksgiving:
Classic Pumpkin
Salted Caramel Pumpkin
Cranberry Frangipane
now thats nice
Classic Pumpkin
Salted Caramel Pumpkin
Cranberry Frangipane
now thats nice
November 20, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Pie crusts start today for thanksgiving:
Classic Pumpkin
Salted Caramel Pumpkin
Cranberry Frangipane
now thats nice
Classic Pumpkin
Salted Caramel Pumpkin
Cranberry Frangipane
now thats nice
Incredible brain
November 14, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Incredible brain
Told my daughter before her first try of solid food “it’s time to go sweet potato mode”
November 4, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Told my daughter before her first try of solid food “it’s time to go sweet potato mode”
They said he couldn’t get Culver’s on a Friday night. Oooooh baby they were wrong.
October 21, 2023 at 12:18 AM
They said he couldn’t get Culver’s on a Friday night. Oooooh baby they were wrong.
4 is at work, but home? Baby it’s gotta be 3
September 30, 2023 at 12:40 AM
4 is at work, but home? Baby it’s gotta be 3
They should allow me to yell at a McCaskey for one hour each time the bears lose
September 17, 2023 at 8:42 PM
They should allow me to yell at a McCaskey for one hour each time the bears lose
its fine to have three sandwiches in a day. its normal actually.
September 14, 2023 at 8:31 PM
its fine to have three sandwiches in a day. its normal actually.
Singing to the tune of Painkiller by Judas Priest: Chan…ging a poop diaper. Clean…ing a poop diaper. Wings… of steel poop diaper.
August 31, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Singing to the tune of Painkiller by Judas Priest: Chan…ging a poop diaper. Clean…ing a poop diaper. Wings… of steel poop diaper.
Salted caramel Twix? This should be the default
August 30, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Salted caramel Twix? This should be the default
They call me “da stinker”
August 28, 2023 at 11:25 PM
They call me “da stinker”
Accidentally wore a shirt of the restaurant to pick up food from the restaurant
August 27, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Accidentally wore a shirt of the restaurant to pick up food from the restaurant
Computers used to be good but now? Now I don’t know
August 12, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Computers used to be good but now? Now I don’t know
Reese’s needs to stop trying to cram different things inside the Big Cup. They are hitting Mendoza line on it.
August 11, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Reese’s needs to stop trying to cram different things inside the Big Cup. They are hitting Mendoza line on it.
Tbh Mr Yuck is serving
August 4, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Tbh Mr Yuck is serving
Instagram: you need a $6000 cold plunge tub
Me: I will blast myself with cold water at the end of my shower thank you
Me: I will blast myself with cold water at the end of my shower thank you
August 2, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Instagram: you need a $6000 cold plunge tub
Me: I will blast myself with cold water at the end of my shower thank you
Me: I will blast myself with cold water at the end of my shower thank you