Michael Daly-Jones
@michaeldalyjones.bsky.social
Math professor, Out-of-the-Closet Mensan, Married stepfather and Papa. My dog Luna is my TA.
As a self-appointed Court Jester, I see through the bullshit that’s going on, and I have no more fucks to give.
Illegitimi non carborundum!!!
As a self-appointed Court Jester, I see through the bullshit that’s going on, and I have no more fucks to give.
Illegitimi non carborundum!!!
Lisa Loopner’s back!
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Lisa Loopner’s back!
Nah, Mikey wouldn’t do that! But here’s a picture of his government vehicle…
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Nah, Mikey wouldn’t do that! But here’s a picture of his government vehicle…
But Chaaaaaaaarlie…
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
But Chaaaaaaaarlie…
If you look up “Lying sack of shit” in the dictionary, you’re guaranteed to see Scump’s photo… the one from Time magazine, of course!
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If you look up “Lying sack of shit” in the dictionary, you’re guaranteed to see Scump’s photo… the one from Time magazine, of course!
Hence, REAL MEN also LIE about their WEIGHT! 215 POUNDS?!?!? NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FATTER - ER, MATTER!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FATTER - ER, MATTER!!!
September 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Hence, REAL MEN also LIE about their WEIGHT! 215 POUNDS?!?!? NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FATTER - ER, MATTER!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FATTER - ER, MATTER!!!
When Scump and company do it, they’re “saying what people think”. When the other side does it, they’re “inciting violence”.
Considering that Orange Julius has recast January 6 as a “love festival” and is currently engaging in ethnic cleansing, he’s doing the inciting.
As for racism, see photo:
Considering that Orange Julius has recast January 6 as a “love festival” and is currently engaging in ethnic cleansing, he’s doing the inciting.
As for racism, see photo:
September 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
When Scump and company do it, they’re “saying what people think”. When the other side does it, they’re “inciting violence”.
Considering that Orange Julius has recast January 6 as a “love festival” and is currently engaging in ethnic cleansing, he’s doing the inciting.
As for racism, see photo:
Considering that Orange Julius has recast January 6 as a “love festival” and is currently engaging in ethnic cleansing, he’s doing the inciting.
As for racism, see photo:
It’s mid-August. It’s bad enough that stores are putting Halloween candy on the shelves. Now I’ve gotten THIS in the mail!!! What next… Valentine’s Day ads next week?!?!? 😡
August 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s mid-August. It’s bad enough that stores are putting Halloween candy on the shelves. Now I’ve gotten THIS in the mail!!! What next… Valentine’s Day ads next week?!?!? 😡
Between the close-cropped hair and beard, the glasses, his voice, and this suit, Seth Rogen’s transformation into a human Muppet is now officially complete.
August 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Between the close-cropped hair and beard, the glasses, his voice, and this suit, Seth Rogen’s transformation into a human Muppet is now officially complete.
The TV is off, the music is on, and I am writing notes and programs. Life has to go on and I have to budget my time wisely. So, even though I feel this way about what’s going on…
August 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The TV is off, the music is on, and I am writing notes and programs. Life has to go on and I have to budget my time wisely. So, even though I feel this way about what’s going on…
…And Trump’s Biggest Boners!
July 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
…And Trump’s Biggest Boners!
I understand calling Scump “Taco”. I really do. However, I feel that it’s an insult to this guy…
July 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I understand calling Scump “Taco”. I really do. However, I feel that it’s an insult to this guy…
At least he didn’t go all Jane Child…
July 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
At least he didn’t go all Jane Child…
Please allow me to toast your fine answer with a satisfying cup of coffee…
June 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Please allow me to toast your fine answer with a satisfying cup of coffee…
I made this and tried to post this yesterday. Sorry it’s a day late!
June 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I made this and tried to post this yesterday. Sorry it’s a day late!
Unless Lady G could pull off a Corporal Klinger, he wouldn’t last long in the army.
June 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Unless Lady G could pull off a Corporal Klinger, he wouldn’t last long in the army.
There are bad people on both sides.
June 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There are bad people on both sides.
It’s essentially a 5% pay cut if you want to keep your job. Even then, if too many take the cut/gamble, look for more employees to get a pink slip anyway. All deals are slimy unless you’re connected and rich; then the money saved flows to you. You can then dine like a king!
June 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s essentially a 5% pay cut if you want to keep your job. Even then, if too many take the cut/gamble, look for more employees to get a pink slip anyway. All deals are slimy unless you’re connected and rich; then the money saved flows to you. You can then dine like a king!
Well, Tadpole, it would figure that you’d feel that way, given that your marital history is very much like Scump’s. Maybe you both should meet for a meal to discuss this.
June 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Well, Tadpole, it would figure that you’d feel that way, given that your marital history is very much like Scump’s. Maybe you both should meet for a meal to discuss this.
Lady G just LOVES June!
June 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Lady G just LOVES June!
He’s been that way for years…
June 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He’s been that way for years…
Taconomics! I love it… but not as much as THIS guy!
June 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Taconomics! I love it… but not as much as THIS guy!
Did somebody say… TACO?!?
June 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Did somebody say… TACO?!?
All this talk about TACOs and Scump led me to rummage through my photos…
June 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
All this talk about TACOs and Scump led me to rummage through my photos…