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Michael Boulerice
@michaelboulerice.bsky.social
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Horror broski, salty New Hampshirite, Archduke of Goofington Manor. FEEDING THE WHEEL 7/22/25 + INHALATION 7/22/26 via Dead Sky Publishing. Hit the Linktree for more: https://linktr.ee/michaelboulerice
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Hi I'm Michael Boulerice and welcome to New Hampshire's Ultimate Pooping Destinations
A selfie of me walking my dog Chad through some brown, crunchy leaves
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Proceeds from every copy of FEEDING THE WHEEL go toward the Michael Boulerice Ugly Sweater Fund. If you find value in seeing me in increasingly grotesque knitwear, click the link and be the light you want to see in the world

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A selfie of me in the car wearing my bright green L.L. Bean sweater with a monstrously large logo on the front. This is the garb of my people
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I want to be the first horror author to be sponsored by Royal Dansk cookies AND IT STARTS HERE
A screencap from my Instagram DMs in which Royal Dansk compliments my grandma sewing kit
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Listen I don't have a grandma I have to make the disappointing cookie tin myself
A sewing kit being stuffed into a Royal Dansk cookie tin, because I deserve to forget I'm doing this and let myself down six months from now
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I'm sorry I don't see the problem here
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I am currently eating the limited edition Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie, AMA
The box for the Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie looks like every Big Five novel cover from the past five years Wow, that is...yeah that is definitely Baja Blast coded. Turquoise goop sits on top of a graham cracker crust and is topped with a ring of whipped cream. Cutting this thing and trying to pull a slice out was, well...not a smooth experience. Like trying to cut yourself a slice of the ocean Okay this looks like a dayglow poop
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Picture I took of a weird baby doll at a haunted house, or security footage of me stumbling downstairs to eat leftovers in my underwear at 2:14 am? You make the call
A photo of a filthy baby doll propped to stand upright at Haunted Overload. My son is disappoint
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I love how I had such a great time at @voidcon.bsky.social yet every picture looks like I was there to debt collect for a strip mall bookie
A picture of me making what I can only describe as "Al Pacino face" Me arm wrestling Simi at the bar for some reason. Why am I like this Me with my hands out in the classic "what's the matter with your face" pose Me ripping a cig outside of the Reliance Mine Bar in Gettysburg, PA
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Party
Me dressed as Frank the Bunny from Donnie Darko as I pose with the makings for aperol spritzes Me dressed as Frank the Bunny from Donnie Darko as I pose with the makings for aperol spritzes
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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You heard the boss lady. If you eat tiramisu you have to go for a run. It's the law
A selfie of me in my hastily assembled running outfit which consists of a multicolored MTV windbreaker that barely fits, Boston Celtics mesh shorts, and a winter beanie complete with pom-pom. The height of athletic fashion
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Day 242 of forcing my dog to listen to the songs of my youth on the way to day care
A picture of the stereo in my car playing 3000 from the first (read: best) Dr. Octagon album
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Saving this one for special occasions. Weddings and funerals only
A t-shirt featuring an illustration of a shark with a severed [redacted] in its mouth that says "JAWS BIT MY DICK OFF, Amity Island, New England" The back of the t-shirt that says "WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DICK"
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Vibe check for my next book coming out through @deadskypub.bsky.social in July! I'm stoked for everybody to meet Milo, Marie, and the two townie dipshits from the medical supply company who will grasp you by your sweaty hand and lead you to the beginning of this very, very weird story
A mood board for my upcoming book INHALATION that features an aging auto mechanic, a crumbling house, a woman with extremely large hair, a man in a wheelchair facing a moldering wall, a set of bizarre blueprints for "The Hookah", a mummy holding its face, an auto repair shop, a man in a gas mask standing in a white mist, and an illustration of the Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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You can't imagine the dopamine hit you get watching a guy in a $1K Canada Goose jacket and a cashmere Chanel beanie throwing a Tasmanian Devil tantrum in the driveway when his snowblower won't start
A snapshot of the legendary dinner seance scene from Beetlejuice memed with the caption "WEALTHY NEW YORKERS WHO SNATCHED UP ALL OF NEW HAMPSHIRE'S AVAILABLE REAL ESTATE INVENTORY", with each spectral hand popping out of the bowls labeled "BRUTAL NEW ENGLAND WEATHER", "INFERIOR PIZZA", "NO PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION", and "BARS CLOSING AT 1:00 AM."
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Doggie Day Care Employee: Wanna see a video of Chad throwing the cutest baby tantrum ever in the time out corner?

Me: Yes. The answer will always be yes
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Tried taking a picture of my dog that ended up looking like my dog taking a selfie with the cat
A picture of my dog putting his paw on me that ended up looking like he was holding the phone and taking a selfie with my cat Charlie. There's no escape. Everybody's a fucking influencer these days
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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We're all so conditioned to chaos here in New Hampshire that nobody even bats an eye when the power goes out at the grocery store. We are truly the Wildings of America
A shot of a darkened aisle at Market Basket in New Hampshire after the power went out A shot of a darkened aisle at Market Basket in New Hampshire after the power went out
October 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Everyone's getting all riled up on Bluesky tonight and I'm just over here making sure these new dog treats really are 100% human grade
A picture of Wet Noses grain-free/100% human grade dog treats I bought for Chad today A picture of a dog treat after I took a bite out of it. A bit dry. Needs sugar
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Hey look at my cool tree. That's it. That's the post
A picture of a tree in front of my house that's positively bursting with yellow and orange leaves. It's real purdy like
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Oddly appropriate song for whipping the Cabby with the top down in October
A pic of me driving my old VW Cabriolet down a stretch of country road in New Hampshire while GZA's "Cold World" plays on the stereo
October 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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You know what? I might just frame it anyway. Feels very 2025
A picture of a matte poster print delivered to my house by Rite Aid, only their software apparently glitched out during the online ordering process and they printed me the generic "Image Unavailable" text
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Cash me in the frost-choked fjords, howboutdat
A selfie of Chad and I edited to make us look like a black metal band, courtesy of the inimitable Evan Dean Shelton
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Party
Me taking a selfie with my 90 lb Great Pyrenees puppy Chad, who is sleeping on my chest in the giant bean bag chair in my living room. He is snoring like a stuck drain and drooling on my chest. He is his father's son
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Sometimes, when you least expect it, FB memories comes through in the clutch
A photo of me standing behind my black cat Sydney made to look like a hiphop mixtape. "Cat Rapz: Volume II" is printed at the top in glittery Cash Money lettering, and an explicit lyrics stamp is at the lower right-hand corner
October 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM