I suggested a while back that you should be part of a secret opposition group because you know evil so well. In my craziest moments I think this must be one of your books. Write a good ending, ok?

Cowards. But they can't hide...

Since these funds are apt to be stolen by DOGE, I can’t summon a cheer. Last night you told us you would fight for us, but you couldn’t summon the “how.” Many of us have ideas. Engage, sledgehammer in hand. Take back the US Institute Of Peace. Lead. Tell us where and when; we’ll have your back.

So, Mr. King, what do we do? You write evil so well. I keep having this fantasy that there is a secret group of leaders concocting the downfall of the house of Mump. You always have a seat at that fantasy table. If you are part of such a cabal, thank you. If not, write it—tell us what to do!