Straw Hat Michael
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Resident vibe specialist
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At a comedy show, Mahmoud Khalil told Zohran Mamdani, “I am excited about the possibility of raising my son in a city where you are mayor.” It was a stunning moment, Hanif Abdurraqib writes.
Zohran Mamdani and Mahmoud Khalil Are In on the Joke
What it feels like to laugh when the world expects you to disappear.
www.newyorker.com
July 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
At a comedy show, Mahmoud Khalil told Zohran Mamdani, “I am excited about the possibility of raising my son in a city where you are mayor.” It was a stunning moment, Hanif Abdurraqib writes.
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“This Jeffrey Epstein stuff is so old why aren’t we talking about the 2020 election still”
Lol, Trump really wants to move on from Epstein. I wonder why...
July 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“This Jeffrey Epstein stuff is so old why aren’t we talking about the 2020 election still”
I had relapsed to twitter but now I’m getting clean again need to post here more
July 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I had relapsed to twitter but now I’m getting clean again need to post here more
best ad last night
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
best ad last night
The party that preaches America as a “meritocracy” is the same one that’s always doing shit like this
Casey DeSantis considers running for Florida governor amid push from top donors
The wife of Governor Ron DeSantis has long been rumored as a potential 2026 candidate, but the prospect is inching closer to reality.
Full Story: https://bit.ly/3CDEyxg
The wife of Governor Ron DeSantis has long been rumored as a potential 2026 candidate, but the prospect is inching closer to reality.
Full Story: https://bit.ly/3CDEyxg
February 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The party that preaches America as a “meritocracy” is the same one that’s always doing shit like this
I hope the eagles win but only because it would make Bradley Cooper’s character in Silver Linings Playbook happy
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I hope the eagles win but only because it would make Bradley Cooper’s character in Silver Linings Playbook happy
deep seek? more like I’m Deeply Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)
January 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
deep seek? more like I’m Deeply Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)
Me, I’m a game turning 25 in 2025
Games turning 25 in 2025:
Paper Mario
RE:CV
TonyHawk ProSkater2
The Sims
Perfect Dark
MvC2
FF9
Zelda: Majora's Mask
20:
Mario Kart DS
Nintendogs
FE: Path of Radiance
Animal Crossing: Wild World
M&L: Partners in Time
RE4
Forza
Strangers Wrath
Jade Empire
Psychonaughts
DMC3
KH2
SotC
God of War OG
Paper Mario
RE:CV
TonyHawk ProSkater2
The Sims
Perfect Dark
MvC2
FF9
Zelda: Majora's Mask
20:
Mario Kart DS
Nintendogs
FE: Path of Radiance
Animal Crossing: Wild World
M&L: Partners in Time
RE4
Forza
Strangers Wrath
Jade Empire
Psychonaughts
DMC3
KH2
SotC
God of War OG
January 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Me, I’m a game turning 25 in 2025
is this the weirdest feeling new year’s eve to anyone else?
December 31, 2024 at 3:40 PM
is this the weirdest feeling new year’s eve to anyone else?
2025 is gonna be my year for sure for sure
December 31, 2024 at 3:39 PM
2025 is gonna be my year for sure for sure
i think i’ve watched the Superman trailer at least 600 times now
December 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
i think i’ve watched the Superman trailer at least 600 times now
Kai Cenat should be in fortnite
December 19, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Kai Cenat should be in fortnite
the real psyop is how this dude looks so cool in every photo he’s in
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
the real psyop is how this dude looks so cool in every photo he’s in
So when are they adding the Luigi Mangione bundle to the fortnite shop
December 16, 2024 at 1:12 PM
So when are they adding the Luigi Mangione bundle to the fortnite shop
he only has good angles
Luigi Mangione looks back at the cameras as authorities take him into court.
Photo via NYT.
Photo via NYT.
December 10, 2024 at 1:08 AM
he only has good angles
I would never commit a high profile and infamous act because I would hate to have the world pick apart every little thing i’ve ever said online
December 9, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I would never commit a high profile and infamous act because I would hate to have the world pick apart every little thing i’ve ever said online
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seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite
what the hell is a skircle
ignoring my besties to try switch up the skircle
November 29, 2024 at 8:56 PM
what the hell is a skircle
I bet they embarrassingly and publicly try and fail to kill bluesky
These companies would rather fail than give users control over their timelines
November 29, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I bet they embarrassingly and publicly try and fail to kill bluesky
this is me btw
November 29, 2024 at 8:54 PM
this is me btw
this feels so much like 2013 twitter/instagram when everyone was trying to get followers by following as many accounts as possible
November 29, 2024 at 8:52 PM
this feels so much like 2013 twitter/instagram when everyone was trying to get followers by following as many accounts as possible
are there nutty people who are entertaining on here I can follow to make my shit less of an echo chamber every other post is George Takai and I love him but I need more variety
November 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
are there nutty people who are entertaining on here I can follow to make my shit less of an echo chamber every other post is George Takai and I love him but I need more variety
can’t imagine a sadder ending to a rap beef then losing the rap battle and a major lawsuit you filed because you were mad you lost
November 29, 2024 at 8:47 PM
can’t imagine a sadder ending to a rap beef then losing the rap battle and a major lawsuit you filed because you were mad you lost