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@michael23ac.bsky.social
Lvl. 38
Chicagoland
He/Him
- Chicago Sports fan (sans Cubs)
- Star Wars nerd
- Metalhead
- Lover of good food, cold beer, and smokey whiskey
- Currently playing: Star Wars: Battlefront 2, Diablo IV: Vessel of Hatred
- Simpsons reference machine
⚾️👽🤘🍕🍻🥃🎮
Chicagoland
He/Him
- Chicago Sports fan (sans Cubs)
- Star Wars nerd
- Metalhead
- Lover of good food, cold beer, and smokey whiskey
- Currently playing: Star Wars: Battlefront 2, Diablo IV: Vessel of Hatred
- Simpsons reference machine
⚾️👽🤘🍕🍻🥃🎮
quote something random from your phone
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
quote something random from your phone
When Halloween was less than eight hours ago, but we’ve now officially entered the holiday season.
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When Halloween was less than eight hours ago, but we’ve now officially entered the holiday season.
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
Trying to finish this Blue Jays and Dodgers game like:
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Trying to finish this Blue Jays and Dodgers game like:
Also, proof of cake and football 🍰🏈
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Also, proof of cake and football 🍰🏈
Drop some MASKS 🎭🖤
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Drop some MASKS 🎭🖤
I remember when I was 12 years old and I saw D’Angelo’s music video for “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” for the first time.
It was the earliest that I can remember ever thinking to myself “Damn, that dude is JACKED.”
Rest in power 🤘
It was the earliest that I can remember ever thinking to myself “Damn, that dude is JACKED.”
Rest in power 🤘
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I remember when I was 12 years old and I saw D’Angelo’s music video for “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” for the first time.
It was the earliest that I can remember ever thinking to myself “Damn, that dude is JACKED.”
Rest in power 🤘
It was the earliest that I can remember ever thinking to myself “Damn, that dude is JACKED.”
Rest in power 🤘
This is a good one, too.
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is a good one, too.
Did you ever see any of the creepy, off-putting Garfield fan-art and comic strips? Judging by this post, I feel like it’d be right up your alley.
October 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Did you ever see any of the creepy, off-putting Garfield fan-art and comic strips? Judging by this post, I feel like it’d be right up your alley.
Homemade Pumpkin Spice Oatmeal Banana Protein Loaf, topped with sugar-free caramel sauce
550 calories
11.7 grams of fat
55 grams of protein
Call me Chef Mike 👨🍳
550 calories
11.7 grams of fat
55 grams of protein
Call me Chef Mike 👨🍳
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Homemade Pumpkin Spice Oatmeal Banana Protein Loaf, topped with sugar-free caramel sauce
550 calories
11.7 grams of fat
55 grams of protein
Call me Chef Mike 👨🍳
550 calories
11.7 grams of fat
55 grams of protein
Call me Chef Mike 👨🍳
I’m watching Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith again and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
#NowWatching
#NowWatching
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m watching Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith again and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
#NowWatching
#NowWatching
I’m Mike & here’s my October #promosky with some fun facts about me:
- If you post a picture of pizza, I will smash that like button
- I had a heart attack at 35
- I made the top-250 of Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood intern contest in 2011
- I like Malört #IYKYK
Have a great weekend & stay spooky 🤘☠️🤘
- If you post a picture of pizza, I will smash that like button
- I had a heart attack at 35
- I made the top-250 of Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood intern contest in 2011
- I like Malört #IYKYK
Have a great weekend & stay spooky 🤘☠️🤘
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My folks weren't big horror fans, but we had a video store within walking distance from my house that had an INSANE horror collection. All the VHS boxes stood straight up facing the consumer so I got all the wild covers blasted into my brain at a young age.
It looked just like this:
It looked just like this:
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My folks weren't big horror fans, but we had a video store within walking distance from my house that had an INSANE horror collection. All the VHS boxes stood straight up facing the consumer so I got all the wild covers blasted into my brain at a young age.
It looked just like this:
It looked just like this:
Me on September 30th vs Me on October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me on September 30th vs Me on October 1st
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
September 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
The positive impact that @markhamillofficial.bsky.social has had on generations of human beings cannot be understated.
Growing up, he was always Luke Skywalker to me. As I grew older, though, I realized he was much more than a Jedi Knight, to me and billions of people.
Happy Birthday, Mark Hamill!
Growing up, he was always Luke Skywalker to me. As I grew older, though, I realized he was much more than a Jedi Knight, to me and billions of people.
Happy Birthday, Mark Hamill!
September 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The positive impact that @markhamillofficial.bsky.social has had on generations of human beings cannot be understated.
Growing up, he was always Luke Skywalker to me. As I grew older, though, I realized he was much more than a Jedi Knight, to me and billions of people.
Happy Birthday, Mark Hamill!
Growing up, he was always Luke Skywalker to me. As I grew older, though, I realized he was much more than a Jedi Knight, to me and billions of people.
Happy Birthday, Mark Hamill!
So… yeah… the steel book cover for Silent Hill f goes SO FUCKING HARD.
I genuinely thought this was some band’s new album cover, but nope, just Silent Hill being metal AF 🤘
I genuinely thought this was some band’s new album cover, but nope, just Silent Hill being metal AF 🤘
September 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So… yeah… the steel book cover for Silent Hill f goes SO FUCKING HARD.
I genuinely thought this was some band’s new album cover, but nope, just Silent Hill being metal AF 🤘
I genuinely thought this was some band’s new album cover, but nope, just Silent Hill being metal AF 🤘
September 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The aforementioned bland-ass meal 🥲
September 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The aforementioned bland-ass meal 🥲
#NewProfilePic
I also updated my bio, in case any of ya’ll are curious about the man behind the lackluster skeets.
Happy Friday, you gorgeous bunch.
I also updated my bio, in case any of ya’ll are curious about the man behind the lackluster skeets.
Happy Friday, you gorgeous bunch.
September 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
#NewProfilePic
I also updated my bio, in case any of ya’ll are curious about the man behind the lackluster skeets.
Happy Friday, you gorgeous bunch.
I also updated my bio, in case any of ya’ll are curious about the man behind the lackluster skeets.
Happy Friday, you gorgeous bunch.